Chords for Nardwuar vs. Wesley Willis

Nardwuar!
_ _ [F] Nardwuar!
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Nardwuar!
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_ Original thinker and musician in North America today.
All 6'6'' of creative and chronic schizophrenia.
Profile and courage in a [F] way, Wesley Willis.
[D] _ _
_ Who [Bb] are you?
[E] I'm Wesley Willis.
Open again, oh horse whip!
[Gb] Open again, [Db] oh horse whip!
[E] Open again, oh horse whip!
[Bb] Welcome to Canada.
How's Canada treating you?
Canada's doing good, just like smashing a horse's head.
How do you like Canada?
I like Canada alright.
You know, I want to say Wesley, there's a church dedicated to you in Canada.
Have you seen this?
The Wesley Willis Church.
The Wesley Willis United Church in Clinton, Ontario.
_ Yeah.
A whole church, the Wesley Willis Church.
This is not like a joke church, this is like the real deal.
What do you think about that, Wesley Willis? That's cool.
Now you've been kicked out of church, haven't you?
I've been kicked out of church after I've been going crazy on those preachers.
But this church, do you think they'd kick you out of the Wesley Willis Church at [Cm] all?
Hell no.
[G] You wreck your [Em] _
_ daddy's Cadillac.
[G] Have _ [Em] _
you been to any Taco [Bb] Bells at all?
You're going to have a hard time in Vancouver, there's no Taco [Bb] Bells in Vancouver.
I don't like Taco Bell.
What's wrong with Taco Bell?
Taco Bell will make you take a _ poop.
But Taco Bell run for the border, you've praised Taco Bell before.
Yeah, if you eat Taco Bell, it'll make you take a poop.
Wesley Willis, what have you been eating on this [Bbm] particular tour that hasn't been making you take a poop? _
_ Well, I have [Gb] been _ _ _ [Bb] eating _ _ good food.
What is your favorite food, Wesley Willis?
I like soy milk.
How much soy milk?
_ I like chocolate and vanilla. _ _
How about in Chicago?
What do you eat in Chicago?
What about Jim's Polish sausage on Maxwell Street in Chicago?
I don't eat Polish sausages at all.
Oh, come on.
You've never had it at all there, Wesley Willis?
Polish sausages will make you fat and kill you.
Has anyone, Wesley Willis, been mad that you've written a song about them? _ _ _
Nobody gets mad at me because I write songs about them.
I write songs because I like to write songs.
It's my life.
I have to do what I want to do.
Has anybody thanked you, Wesley Willis, for doing a song about them?
Did Alanis thank you? She did.
You want trouble?
[C] Come on.
You want trouble?
You want trouble?
Come on.
[Bb] Trouble?
You want trouble right now?
Come on.
[Gb] _ _ _
[Bb] Wesley, you have some drawings there.
How many drawings have you done in your life?
[G]
All my life I've done 40 [Bb],000 of them.
These particular drawings, when did you do them and what are they about?
[Gb] They're about the city [G] of Chicago.
What [Bb] area are we looking at?
Gold Coast.
_ And how about that other painting over there that you've done, other drawing?
_ _ [Bbm] It's the Buckingham Fountain.
_ [Bb] _
And did you do these on the bus on this particular tour?
_ [C] _ _
I did them on the other bus.
_ I did them on the other bus [F] before this one.
[Bb] But why do you hate Batman?
What's wrong with Batman or Spider-Man?
What's wrong with them?
[Gb] Batman's a fool.
What?
He was a damn fool.
What did he do?
[Bb] I think he's cool.
Batman.
All those kids wearing Batman shirts.
That must make you mad, eh?
I whooped his ass.
Why did you whoop his ass?
Like what did he do wrong?
I'm curious here, Wesley Willis.
He [Db] shattered my TV set.
Suck a man's ass.
_ [Gb] Suck a man's ass.
[Db] _
Suck a [E] man's ass.
_ [B] Suck a man's ass.
[Bb] Have you whooped anybody's ass recently at all, Wesley Willis?
I never whooped anybody's ass because I do not want to get myself arrested and locked up.
But speaking of whipping asses and stuff, Battle of the Bands, Battle Royals, I was [Gb] wondering, if Hootie and the Blowfish fought Ted Nugent, who would win?
Ted Nugent.
If Sting, Wesley Willis, fought Alan Alda, who would win?
Alan Alda.
Wesley Willis, if you had a choice between a [Bb] milkshake or a carrot, which would win?
A carrot.
Wesley Willis, anything else you'd like to say to the people out there in all of Canada?
Rock and roll will never die.
Scream, Draco, scream.
Thank you.
When does the headbutt come in?
Oh, here it comes. _
_ _ Oh.
Oh.
Whoa.
_ Say rah.
Rah.
_ _ _ Say rah.
Rah.
_ _ Say rah.
Rah. _
Wesley, you're on fire.
I have something for you.
We're not over yet.
Wesley, is the headbutt finished, Wesley?
_ _ Yes, I'm screaming.
Hold on, Wesley.
I have something for you.
Wesley Willis, thank you for speaking to me, NordWart, a human serviette, and doot doodle loot do.
_ Doot doodle loot do.
Almost, Wesley Willis.
Doot doodle loot do.
Doot doodle loot do.
Doot do.