Chords for National Lampoon - Deteriorata
Tempo:
143.1 bpm
Chords used:
Ab
Eb
Db
Gb
Bb
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Jam Along & Learn...
You are a fluke of the universe.
You have [F] no right [C] to be here.
[Ab] [G]
[Cm]
[Ab]
[Bb]
[Ab]
[Bb] [Ab]
You have [F] no right [C] to be here.
[Ab] [G]
[Cm]
[Ab]
[Bb]
[Ab]
[Bb] [Ab]
100% ➙ 143BPM
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Eb
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Gb
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_ _ You are a _ _ _ _ fluke _ of the _ _ universe.
_ _ [Gb]
You have [F] no right [C] to be _ _ _ _ _ here. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [G] _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Cm] _
_ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _
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_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _
_ _ _ _ Go placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what comfort there may be in owning
[Db] a peace thereof. _ _
[C] Avoid quiet and [Bbm] passive persons, _ unless you are in need of sleep.
[Eb] _ _ Rotate your
tires.
_ Speak [Fm] glowingly of those greater than yourself, _ [Eb] and heed [Db] well their advice, even
though they be turkeys.
_ [Eb] _ Know what to kiss and when.
[Bbm] _ _ Consider that two wrongs never make
a right, but the three do.
_ Wherever [Db] possible, put people on hold.
_ Be [Eb] comforted that in the
face of all aridity and disillusionment, [Ab] and despite the changing fortunes of time, there
is always a big future in computer maintenance.
You [Gb] are a _ fluke _ _ [Db] of the _ universe.
_ You have [Eb] no right to be _ here.
Whether [B] you can hear it or not, [Bb] the _ universe [Ab] is nothing but [F] a bed. _ _ _ _
_ [Gb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Db] Remember the Pueblo. _ _ _ _
[Eb] Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, [B] and mutilate.
_ [Bb] Know yourself.
_ [Ab] If you need help, call the [F] FBI. _
_ Exercise caution in your [Ab] daily affairs, especially with those persons closest to you.
That lemon on your left, for instance.
_ _ [Db] _ Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most [Bbm] souls would scarcely get your feet wet.
_ Fall not [Eb] in love, therefore.
It will stick to your face.
_ [Fm] _ Gracefully surrender the things of youth, the [Db] birds, clean air, tuna, _ Taiwan,
_ [Eb] and let not the sound of time get in your lunch.
_ [Bbm] _ Hire people with hooks.
_ For a good time, call 606 _ -4311.
_ [Db] _ Ask for Ken.
_ Take heart [Eb] amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting enough [Ab] cheese, and reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Milwaukee.
You [Gb] are a _ fluke _ _ of [Db] _ _ _
_ _ the universe.
[Eb] _ _
You have no right to be here.
_ [B] _ Whether you can hear [Bb] it or not, _ [Ab] the universe is [F] laughing behind your back. _ _ _ _
_ [Gb] _ _ _ _ _ Therefore, [Db] make peace with your God, whatever [D] you conceive him to [Eb] be, _ hairy thunderer or [B] cosmic muffin.
_ _ [Bb] With all its hopes, dreams, [Ab] _ promises, and [F] urban renewal, the world continues to _ deteriorate. _
_ _ _ Give up. _ _ _
_ [Gb] _ _ _ [B] _ _ [Gb] _ _
_ [Db] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [B] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _
[Ab] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Gb] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Db] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [Fm] _
_ _ [Gb]
You have [F] no right [C] to be _ _ _ _ _ here. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Cm] _
_ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _
_ _ _ _ Go placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what comfort there may be in owning
[Db] a peace thereof. _ _
[C] Avoid quiet and [Bbm] passive persons, _ unless you are in need of sleep.
[Eb] _ _ Rotate your
tires.
_ Speak [Fm] glowingly of those greater than yourself, _ [Eb] and heed [Db] well their advice, even
though they be turkeys.
_ [Eb] _ Know what to kiss and when.
[Bbm] _ _ Consider that two wrongs never make
a right, but the three do.
_ Wherever [Db] possible, put people on hold.
_ Be [Eb] comforted that in the
face of all aridity and disillusionment, [Ab] and despite the changing fortunes of time, there
is always a big future in computer maintenance.
You [Gb] are a _ fluke _ _ [Db] of the _ universe.
_ You have [Eb] no right to be _ here.
Whether [B] you can hear it or not, [Bb] the _ universe [Ab] is nothing but [F] a bed. _ _ _ _
_ [Gb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Db] Remember the Pueblo. _ _ _ _
[Eb] Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, [B] and mutilate.
_ [Bb] Know yourself.
_ [Ab] If you need help, call the [F] FBI. _
_ Exercise caution in your [Ab] daily affairs, especially with those persons closest to you.
That lemon on your left, for instance.
_ _ [Db] _ Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most [Bbm] souls would scarcely get your feet wet.
_ Fall not [Eb] in love, therefore.
It will stick to your face.
_ [Fm] _ Gracefully surrender the things of youth, the [Db] birds, clean air, tuna, _ Taiwan,
_ [Eb] and let not the sound of time get in your lunch.
_ [Bbm] _ Hire people with hooks.
_ For a good time, call 606 _ -4311.
_ [Db] _ Ask for Ken.
_ Take heart [Eb] amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting enough [Ab] cheese, and reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Milwaukee.
You [Gb] are a _ fluke _ _ of [Db] _ _ _
_ _ the universe.
[Eb] _ _
You have no right to be here.
_ [B] _ Whether you can hear [Bb] it or not, _ [Ab] the universe is [F] laughing behind your back. _ _ _ _
_ [Gb] _ _ _ _ _ Therefore, [Db] make peace with your God, whatever [D] you conceive him to [Eb] be, _ hairy thunderer or [B] cosmic muffin.
_ _ [Bb] With all its hopes, dreams, [Ab] _ promises, and [F] urban renewal, the world continues to _ deteriorate. _
_ _ _ Give up. _ _ _
_ [Gb] _ _ _ [B] _ _ [Gb] _ _
_ [Db] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [B] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [Fm] _
