Naughty or Nice Chords by Ray Jessel

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_ _ [Cm] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Ab] _ _
_ [G] _ _ [Cm] Some words are [Eb] nice, _ [Ab] some words [G] are naughty.
[Cm] Some are [Bb] okay, [Bb] _ [Ab] some are too [G] bawdy.
_ [Cm]
Naughty or nice, [Fm] here's my [Gb] advice. _
[Ab] Before you speak, think [Gb] twice.
_ [G] _
_ [Cm] Some words [Eb] are dandy, [Ab] some are too randy.
[A] So I've [D] supplied a handy [G] guide for us.
_ [Cm] Minority or nice, [Fm] virtue or [Gb] vice.
_ [G] Cheap at the [Gb] price, _ [Bb] thesaurus.
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_ [Cm] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [G] _
_ _ [Cm] Richard is nice, [Ab] _
dick [G] is naughty.
[Cm] Puncture [Eb] is nice, [Ab]
prick [G] is bawdy.
[Cm] _ Gala's, dances, _ [Fm] perfectly [Ab] clean.
_ [Ab] _ [Gb] Balls, _ _ _ obscene.
_ [Cm] _
Doorbell's nice, [Eb] _ _ knocker's [G] naughty.
_ [C]
Doggy is [Gm] nice, pussy, [G] bawdy.
[Cm] Nail is right, [Fm] but screw [Ab] is wrong.
[G]
You can say ding, but you can't say [D] dong. _
[Ab] Donkey is [Eb] nice, ass [Cm] is naughty.
Story's [Bb] okay, _ [Eb] tail is bawdy.
You can [Fm] say sparrow, but you [Eb] can't say [F] tit.
Wick [G] is a wink, but not lickety split.
[Cm] Boo [Eb] is nice, [Ab] boobs, [G]
naughty.
[C] _ DJ's okay, [Ab] but BJ, [G] bawdy.
[Cm] Construction, yes.
[Fm] Erection, [Ab]
no.
[Bm] You can say ha, but you can't [Ab] say ho.
[Fm] O [Bb] is nice, [Eb] P is naughty.
[Fm] The toe [Bb] is nice, [Eb] but the finger is bawdy.
[Fm] Lobster's [Bb] okay, [Eb] but crabs, [Cm] ooh.
_ [Abm] Crab is fine, but [G] snatch is taboo.
[Cm] Grassy is nice, [Ab] woody, [G] naughty.
_ [Cm] Cashews [Eb] are nice, [Ab] nuts, naughty.
[Cm] Paul is fine, [Fm] Peter's over [Ab] the line.
[G] You can say [D] 68, but not 69.
[Fm] _ That's my [Bb] thesaurus, [Eb] the end of [Cm] my rap.
Now [Fm] you can give me applause, but [Ab] please
don't give [G] me the [Ebm] clap.
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_ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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Thank you very much. _ _ _ _ _
Thank you very much.
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