Dead Body Disposal Chords by Necro

[Ebm] What happened to him?
He got shot [F] in the face, Blinky.
I would have thought that was obvious.
[Abm] What'd you do that for?
He was taken for a rabbit.
[Ebm] What do you want me to do about it?
Shoot it.
Little fucking witch doctor.
But you are a [F] mad boy, Yardley.
And mad boy Yardleys are supposed to [Abm] know how to get rid of bodies.
Or create the [Ebm] bodies.
Or don't you raise the bodies?
Let's talk about dead body disclosal.
My proposal, take [F] the corpse to the bathtub and drain the blood out of the bathtub.
[Abm] Strip yourself new first so you don't get blood on your [Ebm] new shirt.
And cut the fucking corpse off like a butcher to meek end.
And put the pieces inside trash [F] bags else you'll be reeking like a fag's ass.
With flesh covered [Abm] in leeches.
And throw the bags away in various [Ebm] trash bins in different areas.
This shit's hilarious.
Nobody notices.
Some [F] asshole taking out the garbage.
Who would know it's a carcass?
[Abm] Even if they were focusing.
Cause a plastic bag of [Ebm] dark hidden even a noobie bitch wouldn't open it and make no sense.
And if you do it just before a trash [F] pickup.
The body's hauled away before it decays and [Abm] sinks up.
It won't be noticed.
But literally tons [Ebm] of other shit.
And your bag is in the middle buried right under it.
Especially if you double bag it.
[F] Your victim will stay a faggot in fragments forever [Abm] stagnant.
Dead body disclosal.
For those that don't know what to do after your foes [Ebm] are killed.
Shit could get [Eb] messy when the blood flow spills.
You never know when you might need [F] to know skills.
And body disclosal with no frills.
[Ab] Dead [Abm] body disclosal.
Are you [Ebm] interested in hearing my proposal?
[Eb] Bodies begin to stink within an hour of death.
[F] And if it's warm outside.
Then it's quicker for the sour [Abm] stench to leak out the flesh.
So think about the [Ebm] steps you've taken.
Killing and be willing to consider the best.
Be extra careful and grab an aerosol [F] can of pepper spray to coat the pieces.
The smell is [Abm] unbearable.
Hold the first layer of bag beautifully.
[Ebm] That'll keep animals from tearing open the bag to get to [Eb] the meat.
Squirrels, dogs and birds.
[F] Officers with dogs that smell won't find shit when they're thrown off [Abm] the scent.
You can hang a flock upside down in your [Ebm] tub.
Slit its throat from ear to ear to remove a large amount of blood.
Most of it will gush out on its own at once.
[F] But to get the last couple of pints drained.
Work your thumbs [Abm] like pumps.
For dismemberment gentlemen.
I recommend [Eb] heavy duty bone saws.
That cut through tendons like pendulums.
But if you want to take your time.
Don't rush it either.
[F] Cut each piece up like pizza.
Hug pizza with a rusty [Abm] cleaver.
Then put each piece up in a freezer.
Take out [Ebm] the trash in a couple of days.
The stench of decomposition's meager.
And make sure there's no incriminating [F] papers in the bag.
Letters, receipts, anything which you need.
They'll [Abm] trace ya.
I know it's obvious.
But you'd be amazed at [Ebm] how easy it is to be sloppy with this.
Even the mafia [Eb] slips.
Dead body disposal.
For those that don't [F] know what to do after your foes are killed.
Shit could get [Abm] messy when the blood flow spills.
You never know when you might need [Ebm] to know skills.
And body disposal is no frills.
Let's talk about death baby.
[F] Disintegration of flesh.
You'll see.
Let's talk [Abm] about all the good things.
And the bad [Ebm] things.
And hacking up your meat.
Let's talk about death baby.
[F] Disintegration of flesh.
You'll see.
Let's [Abm] talk about all the good things.
And the bad [Ebm] things.
And hacking up your meat.
Let's talk about death baby.
You're always gonna [F] have problems lifting a body in one [Abm] piece.
Apparently the best [Ebm] thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
[F] And when you've got your six pieces, [Abm] you've gotta get rid of it.
Because it's no good [Ebm] leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover.
There's more choices to choose kid.
Bury the corpse in the [F] ground, bury it at sea, or the pieces get distributed.
[Abm] When using the ground, the shallow grave isn't allowed.
[Ebm] Because the corpse will be found when the stench of it lingers out.
Make sure it's six feet deep or more.
Construction sites [F] work at fermented and wet cement that's suspended beneath [Abm] the floor.
Using the sea as it's potential sequentially [Ebm] to see destroys all evidence eventually.
But make sure that you tie a weight to the body to [F] keep it from floating around and being discovered by mistake.
[Abm] Drop it as far from shore as possible, otherwise it'll [Ebm] pop up at low tide or be seen by some fisherman's optical.
Distributing body parts is riveting.
[F] I explained it in verse one, forgive me if I begin [Abm] again.
A wood chipper turns a corpse into chopped [Ebm] meat.
Spread it all over your grass and water it down properly.
Within a few [Eb] days the cadaver's [F] fertilized.
Your advisor taught you ways of covering up murders [Abm] wiser.
Regardless how you try these methods, be [Ebm] careful with prints and rented equipment.
Use cash and fake IDs.
Dead body disposal.
For those that don't [F] know what to do after your foes are killed.
Shit could get messy [Ab] when the blood flow spills.
You never know and you might need to [Ebm] know skills.
And body disposal with no frills.
Dead body disposal.
Are you [F] interested in hearing my proposal?
Shit could get messy [Ab] when the blood [N] flow spills.
You never know and you might need to know skills.
[Ebm] And body disposal with no frills.
Let's talk about death, baby.
Disintegration [F] of flesh, you'll see.
Let's talk [Abm] about all the good things and the bad [Ebm] things and hacking up your meat.
Let's talk about death, death, death.
Then I hear [F] the best thing to do is fake them [Abm] to peaks.
_ You've got to [Ebm] starve the pig for a few days.
Then the sight of a chopped up body wouldn't like cut it to a piece.
[F] _ You've got to shave the edge of your [Abm] victims and pull the teeth out for [Ebm] the sake of the pig's digestion.
You could do [B] this afterwards, of course.
But you don't want to [Ab] go sieving through pig shit now, do you?
They will go through bone like butter, butter, butter, [Ebm] butter.
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