Chords for Neil Diamond and Carol Burnett

_ Right over here, Studio 33, for 11 years the hallowed home of the legendary Carol Burnett Show.
[Bm] Excuse me, sir.
Would it be too much trouble?
Oh, no, not at all.
For you to move, you're ruining the picture of Carol's door.
Oh, I'm sorry. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ For those of you using [B] 400 ASA, the correct shutter speed is 1 60th.
For those of you using 100 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
ASA_
Mr.
Diamond?
I'm Willie Riley.
I'll be your stage manager.
Hi, Willie.
And we'll be ready to start your promo in just a couple of minutes.
Great.
Mind if I take some coffee in the meantime?
Oh, belly up to Carol's kitchen.
Crew still calls it that.
Really?
Yeah, Carol Burnett did all of her shows here for 11 years.
Wow.
Same stage, same crew.
_ Same coffee?
Same_ _
Same coffee.
Why don't you sit down, relax, finish your coffee and_
It'll be just a few more minutes.
You know who used to sit in that very same director's chair?
Carol Burnett?
Me.
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
Sit down, relax, enjoy yourself.
Just relax.
You've got plenty of time.
_ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _
_ _ [C#] _ _ Carol Burnett Show. _
[Gm] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ [A#] _ _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[Em] Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
We have a terrific show for you tonight.
But before [B] we begin, do you want to bump up the lights and see if anyone has any questions?
_ I can do that. _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [E] _ [A] _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ [N] _
_ Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.
We have a terrific show for you tonight.
We're going to bump up the lights and see if there are any questions out there.
Yes, let's hear it for this little lady.
_ Come here, come here.
Look, come here.
Yes. _
Oh, _ Neil.
[B] Oh, Neil.
Oh, I have a question.
Yes, darling.
Sign this.
Well, I don't think we can do this right now.
I got your Neil Diamond albums.
I got your Neil Diamond cassettes.
I got your Neil Diamond posters.
I got your Neil Diamond T-shirts.
And now I got your Neil Diamond_
_ Well, you got some guts, too, don't you?
I just can't believe I'm up here.
Well, neither can we. _ _ _
You're much better looking in person.
Thank you, thank you.
Before you sign your name, put to Eunice.
That's me.
Eunice, sure.
With an E-U-N-I-C-E.
That's the way that goes.
Who has always been my dearest, closest bosom buddy.
_ _ And who is as gorgeous and beautiful as she is talented. _
_ _ _ _ We're not remotely [N] done.
_ Well, Eunice, there's no more room here, so_
Turn it over.
See, you got all that clear space there.
Just fill up that sucker now with love, Neil.
Underline the love.
Now I want to say hi to my folks back home, if you don't mind.
Well, I don't think we have time for_
Hi, Mama!
Hi!
I made it on here sooner, except that dadgum bus broke down.
Well, the main thing is you got here, and we're sure glad you did.
Let's hear it for her, folks.
Yes, yes, Eunice. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ What a wonderful fan.
Let's ask for some more questions.
Do we have any more questions out there? _
I got_
Where's the bathroom?
_ You just go up the aisle, turn to the left.
Thank you.
You're much better looking in person.
Thank you, dear. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Yes, ma'am, you have a [B] question.
_ Where's the girl with the long ear?
I don't know, but I sure could use her help right now.
_ [Bm] _
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_ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ [C] Hello. _
[D] _ _ _ [C] What's going [G] on?
Come here, [C] baby.
It's so_ [Em] It's so_
[F] It's good [Dm] to want [Em] you
Like I [Am] do _
[G] And it feels this way
And it feels this way
[C] When I [G] hear you say
When I hear you [D#m] say
_ _ [C#] _ [F#] You are the [G#] sun, I am [F#] the moon
You are [G#] the birds, I am the [C#] two Play! _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] Song you sang to me
Song you rang to me
Words that rang in me
Rhyme that sprang from [G] me
Woman, _ _ _ what was right [D] became [E] me
[D] _
_ _ [E] _ [G] You are [A] the sun, I [G] am the moon
You [A] are the birds, I am the two
[D] _ _
Play! _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [A] They say they want you How they_
_ Suddenly you find you're out there
[D] Walking in a storm
[A] _ When they know they have you
Yeah, they know they have [D] you
Nothing you can [B] do or [A] say
You got to leave, just get [G] away
_ We all know the [E] song
[B] _
_ Love on the run
[F] A little surprise
[G] _ Want me to drink
[Em] Tell you some lies
_ [F] Blue skies above
[B]
But it's cold
_ [D#m] When your love's on [E] the rise _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _ Baby, I [E] remember
_ _ [D] _ All the [A] things you taught me
_ I [D] learned how to laugh
And I learned how to [E] cry
_ [A] Well, I learned
[D] _ I [E] even learned how to lie
[A] So you think [C#m] I could learn _
[F#m] How to tell you [F] goodbye
[G] _
_ [A] _ You don't say you [E] need me _
[A] _ You don't sing [E] me love songs
_ [A] _
[E] You don't bring [F#] me flowers
[E] _ _ _
Anymore
[A] _ Songs sung blue, everybody [E] knows why
Songs sung blue, every garden knows why
[A] You were subject to [D] the blues now [D#] and then _ _
_ [E] You take the blues and make a song
_ You sing [A] them out again
_ _ _ Sing [E] them out again
_ [G] _ _ _ [C] Songs sung blue, _ everybody [D] knows why
They're [G] here and they're [Dm] gone
_ [G] _ Songs _ sung blue, every [C] garden knows why _
_ _ _ _ _ Yesterday's rhymes, yesterday's [F] times
The future's not [Fm] ours to see
_ But [C] there's some things that always will [G] _ be
Like saying [C] I love you
_ [G] Like _ saying I love you
[Bm] _ _ _ _ That's why [G] I'm glad we have this time [C] together _
_ [G] Just to have a laugh and sing [C] a song
_ Seems we just get started
[G] And before you [A] know it
[G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Excuse me, Neil.
We're ready to do that promo [E] now.
Oh, great.
[Em] _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _
_ So long
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _