Chords for Neil - Hole In My Shoe

_ _ _ _ _ _ Now, a Top of the Pops debut for Neil from TV's The Young One,
and an intensely personal reading of Hole in My Shoe.
You're [N] gonna like this. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [A#] _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ [F] _ _
Hello, [A#] shoes.
I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to stand on you again.
_ Oh no!
Where am I?
Oh no, I must be on Top of the Pops.
Savvy! _
What, what now?
I [F#] looked in the sky where an [F#m] elephant's eye [G#m] was looking at me from above a tree.
[F#] And all that I knew was the hole in my shoe which [A] was letting in water. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [A#]
Listen _ _ _ _ to the lyrics, Paul Weller!
_ _ _ _ [F#] I walked through a field that just wasn't real with [G#m]
102 soldiers.
Next to them I showed them.
[F#] And all that I knew was the hole in my shoe which [A] was letting in water. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [C#] Oh _ _ [D] no!
What's happening? _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ Oh wow!
_ _ [D#] I climbed on the back of a [C] giant anchovy.
And [F] crawled off through a gap in the carpet to a place where there was great joyous [G] overflowing.
And everyone was having a [C] really good time.
_ [E] _ Except me. _
_ _ [F#] I started to fall and suddenly broke.
And [G#m] the dew on the grass had soaked through my coat.
And [F#] all that I knew was the hole in my shoe which [A] was letting in water. _
_ _ _ Letting in water.
[A#] _ _
_ Oh yeah!
_ _ I am on Top of the Pops!
_ Oh this is amazing!
Hey, I'm gonna get in the bath with my shoes on, right?
Because it won't make any difference.
Oh brilliant!
_ Oh wow, I just thought I might even meet Lulu!
_ _ Yeah!
Yeah!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Hang on, hang on.
_ _ _ [C#] _ _ [A#] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Oh hang on.
_ _ Oh no!
_ Listen, those flowers are made of paper. _
That's really heavy.
Look, a lot of trees have had to die to make those flowers, right?
It's really heavy.
_ Oh is that it? [N] Yes! _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ I have to tell you, I don't believe that record came.
Straight into the toss at number five.
That was Neil, hole in my shoe. _ _ _ _ _