Never Split The Party Chords by Emerald Rose

_ _ _ I know I had a Dungeon Master screen here somewhere.
[F] Who has [D] my glow in the dark 20-sided?
[E] Hey, I can't find my [F] character sheet.
Where's [D] my character sheet?
Oh, there it is.
Here, you're gonna [E] have to roll to see.
[F] It's him with the cheetos.
I [D] kept somebody looking at my Dungeon Master [E] screen more than twice.
I [F] know I gave it to [D] somebody over here and I didn't get it [E] back.
[D]
Roll for [E] an instant.
I can't [D] roll.
[E] Now it's got yellow [D] on it.
_ _ _ We were skulking through this dungeon, a mighty sorry lot.
[E] Old [D] Gelihard the fighter [C] had been acting [D] like a sot.
[C] Our cleric [D] had colitis, our torches all were wet.
We had to find some treasure [C] soon to get [D] us out of debt. _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ So [D] Gelihard and Sonja were itching for a fight.
[G#m] They [D] both took the left [C] fort while we [D] went to the right.
[C] And that is [D] when we heard it, the sound of rolling dice.
We wondered why we had ignored [C] these [F] words of [D] sage-advice.
Two words, Persuade Portfolio.
[G] _ Don't you know you [D] never split the [G] party?
Cleric's in the back, [C] people's [D] fighters nailing hardy.
The [G] wizard in the middle, where he can [D] shed some light.
[G] And you never [A] let that damn thief [D] out of sight.
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_ _ _ _ So then we heard this bellow [E] from back [D] around the bend.
[E] We turned [D] around to see if [C] there was aid that [D] we could lend.
And suddenly the corridor was covered up with [C] orcs.
We fell [D] back in a panic, [C] feeling like a bunch [D] of dorks.
But what if my dice are too [F#] much to call me?
[E] The thief had [D] missed his letters, our mook was turning blue.
Our wizard got all [C] flustered and he covered [D] us with goo.
[C] The cleric [D] swung his holy [C] club, some orcish [D] skulls to break.
[C] We tried to [D] dodge his back swing [C] as we pondered [D] our misdeed.
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[G] _ _ Don't you [D] know you [D] never split the party?
Cleric's [G] in the back, [C] people's [D] fighters nailing hardy.
The wizard in [C#] the middle, where he can shed some light.
[G] And you never [A] let that damn thief [D] out of _ sight.
_ _ _ We finally found [C] our fighters, [D] they were hacking [G] at a troll. _
_ [D] They chopped [C] off knees and elbows, [G] but it kept on [D] growing whole. _ _
Our wizard [C] flung his fireball, [D] his dice they [G] did not _ fail.
He [D]
torched that troll [C] and left our [G] fighters roasting in [D] their _ mail. _
_ [E] The cleric [D] had his hands full, [E] [D] apologies were [E] said.
We [D] swore an oath we'd stick [C] together just [D] like we were wed.
[C] But then we [D] found that sneaky [C] thief had vanished [D] in the gloom.
[C] We caught him [D] stuffed in pockets [C] in the secret [D] treasury. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ Don't you [C] know you never [G] split the party?
Cleric's in the [C] back, people's fighters [D] nailing [C] hardy.
The [D] wizard in the middle, where he can shed some light.
[G] And you never [A] let that damn thief [D] out of sight.
[G] _
Don't you know you never split the party?
Cleric's in the back, [D] people's fighters nailing hardy.
[F] The wizard [D] in the middle, where he can shed some [G] light.
And you [A] never let that damn [G] thief, you never let that damn thief,
You never let [A] that damn [G] thief out [Dm] of sight. _
_ _ _ [D] _ Save minus four. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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