Never Trust a Man (Who Plays Guitar) Chords
Tempo:
125.4 bpm
Chords used:
F
C
E
Am
G
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[G] [F] [C]
[Bm] [C]
[Am]
[E] [F] [C]
[G] [Am]
[E] [F] So [C] I dip this pen in [A] arsenic or [E] a song for every president [Am] that will never get [F] shot in face.
[C]
I wrap these drinks in [E] plastic explosives, head [Am] down to the courthouse, launch [F] cord,
I level the [C] place over.
Hasn't anybody [E] learned?
Don't ever [Am] trust a man who [F] plays guitar.
[C]
The day I rob [E] a bank, the first thing I'm [Am] not buying is a you [F] or she, about what I'm
[C]
[G] [Fm]
[Em] [Am] [E]
[F]
[Am] [E]
[F] [C] saying.
But I then let my [E] wrist rest in P-Funk, [A] cause no hope [F] is no if you've got chance.
[C] But I then let my heart beat [E] like a beating picket line, [A] and no sooner see [Am] a corpse than
see [F] a stab.
Oh, [C] but hasn't anybody [E] learned?
The last to [Am] make the moves, the first to [F] say the words.
[Am] [C]
The day I rob a [E] bank, the first day of my [Am] life, as an [F] honest man, an [C] honest man.
The day I [E] rob a bank, the first day of [A] my life, as an [F] honest man, an [C] honest man.
And the day I go [E] to jail for trying to rob [Am] a bank, the day I [F] finally get [G] what I [C] deserve.
[N]
[Bm] [C]
[Am]
[E] [F] [C]
[G] [Am]
[E] [F] So [C] I dip this pen in [A] arsenic or [E] a song for every president [Am] that will never get [F] shot in face.
[C]
I wrap these drinks in [E] plastic explosives, head [Am] down to the courthouse, launch [F] cord,
I level the [C] place over.
Hasn't anybody [E] learned?
Don't ever [Am] trust a man who [F] plays guitar.
[C]
The day I rob [E] a bank, the first thing I'm [Am] not buying is a you [F] or she, about what I'm
[C]
[G] [Fm]
[Em] [Am] [E]
[F]
[Am] [E]
[F] [C] saying.
But I then let my [E] wrist rest in P-Funk, [A] cause no hope [F] is no if you've got chance.
[C] But I then let my heart beat [E] like a beating picket line, [A] and no sooner see [Am] a corpse than
see [F] a stab.
Oh, [C] but hasn't anybody [E] learned?
The last to [Am] make the moves, the first to [F] say the words.
[Am] [C]
The day I rob a [E] bank, the first day of my [Am] life, as an [F] honest man, an [C] honest man.
The day I [E] rob a bank, the first day of [A] my life, as an [F] honest man, an [C] honest man.
And the day I go [E] to jail for trying to rob [Am] a bank, the day I [F] finally get [G] what I [C] deserve.
[N]
Key:
F
C
E
Am
G
F
C
E
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ [G] _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ So [C] I dip this pen in [A] arsenic or [E] a song for every president [Am] that will never get [F] shot in face.
_ _ [C]
I wrap these drinks in [E] plastic explosives, head [Am] down to the courthouse, launch [F] cord,
I level the [C] place over.
_ Hasn't anybody [E] learned?
Don't ever [Am] trust a man who [F] plays guitar.
_ _ [C]
The day I rob [E] a bank, the first thing I'm [Am] not buying is a you [F] or she, about what I'm
[C] _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _
_ [Em] _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ [C] saying.
But I then let my [E] wrist rest in P-Funk, [A] cause no hope [F] is no if you've got chance.
_ [C] But I then let my heart beat [E] like a beating picket line, [A] and no sooner see [Am] a corpse than
see [F] a stab.
Oh, [C] but hasn't anybody [E] learned?
The last to [Am] make the moves, the first to [F] say the words.
[Am] _ _ [C] _
The day I rob a [E] bank, the first day of my [Am] life, as an [F] honest man, an [C] honest man.
The day I [E] rob a bank, the first day of [A] my life, as an [F] honest man, an [C] honest man.
And the day I go [E] to jail for trying to rob [Am] a bank, the day I [F] finally get [G] what I [C] deserve. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ [G] _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ So [C] I dip this pen in [A] arsenic or [E] a song for every president [Am] that will never get [F] shot in face.
_ _ [C]
I wrap these drinks in [E] plastic explosives, head [Am] down to the courthouse, launch [F] cord,
I level the [C] place over.
_ Hasn't anybody [E] learned?
Don't ever [Am] trust a man who [F] plays guitar.
_ _ [C]
The day I rob [E] a bank, the first thing I'm [Am] not buying is a you [F] or she, about what I'm
[C] _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _
_ [Em] _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ [C] saying.
But I then let my [E] wrist rest in P-Funk, [A] cause no hope [F] is no if you've got chance.
_ [C] But I then let my heart beat [E] like a beating picket line, [A] and no sooner see [Am] a corpse than
see [F] a stab.
Oh, [C] but hasn't anybody [E] learned?
The last to [Am] make the moves, the first to [F] say the words.
[Am] _ _ [C] _
The day I rob a [E] bank, the first day of my [Am] life, as an [F] honest man, an [C] honest man.
The day I [E] rob a bank, the first day of [A] my life, as an [F] honest man, an [C] honest man.
And the day I go [E] to jail for trying to rob [Am] a bank, the day I [F] finally get [G] what I [C] deserve. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _