New Boobs Chords by Nofx

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[G] don't [E] trust the thing you're watching, I'm [A] not [E] expecting, I move, they're not asking
[D] as I want them to be, I want [E] them to see, [D] _ [E] _ _
_ [Eb] _ [E] You're not receiving _ [A] enough [E] affection, gonna
get me, you're still gonna get [D] your, fulfill my dreams, _ _ [A] the satire must [D] seem, _
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_ [E] _ my social _ _
life is pathetic, that's fine I'm not what I need is cosmetic, [D] _ surgery, _ see [E] the best
I can be, _ _
_ _ [Eb] _ [E] _ proteins and milkshakes are [A] vitamin [E] consumption, who needs a diet, when life is
such an [D] insane list, and quit, _ _ vocal [A] _ _ anesthetic, _
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I know [D] what I want, _ _
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_ _ [E] _ I know who, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ [E] my body's
a model of [A] flawless perfection, [E] _ I'm uncertainly woke of any [D] vision, wherever I go, _ [E] _ but I feel
dark now, _ [D] _ [E] the reason why I can't [A] find a [E] mate, guys I need _ exactly, [D] and lead to the door, _
_ [A] I can't take _ [D] anymore, _
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[Am] My darling, _ I love you, _ _ [G] and you know my love is true, [C] _
when [G] [Am] sweethearts some things come
Come betweeen us.
And as [F] no fools [G] yet've argued,
the lady that I [C] love!
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