Chords for New Elvis Interview 2014!

_ _ _ I had a feeling this masquerade was over.
_ _ What's your favorite aftershave?
Brut.
What's your favorite book?
The Bible, of course. _ _ _ _ _
_ Is global warming real?
I don't know.
The last few winters have been very cold, if you ask me.
Even here in California? _
_ [Bb] _ _ _ Leno or Letterman?
Letterman.
[C] Coke or Pepsi?
Pepsi.
Don't you have a harder question? _
_ [F] _ _ _ _ _ What do you think the solution is for the Middle East conflict?
Folks in that part of the world need to solve their own problems, and we need to let them. _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] What do you think of American Idol?
Karaoke contests.
Fox News, CNN, [C] or MSNBC?
All of them are full of eggnogs. _
_ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Favorite food?
Mashed potatoes and sauerkraut, mixed together. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bb] What's your blood type?
O positive.
Favorite movie of all time?
Probably [C] the Dirty Harry films. _ _ _ _
[G] _ [F] What do you think of rap and hip-hop music?
There's not music or talent of any kind. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Do you think Paul McCartney was killed in 1966 and [Bb] replaced by an imposter?
No, of course not.
That whole thing was just a joke.
[C] British humor or whatever. _ _ _ _ _
_ [F] _ _ _ _ Any UFO connection?
It would be fantastic.
_ _ Thank you