Chords for Nick Cave & Warren Ellis - Balcony Man - Australian Carnage Live at Sydney Opera House

Alright, _ _ _ _ okay this song, _ this thing happens when we play this song all over the world.
It has the word balcony in it because it's called Balcony Man.
_ [C] _ [N]
When I sing the word balcony in theatres that have balconies all _ over the world, _ _ overseas, literally,
_ the people in the balconies _ lose their fucking shit.
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ It sounds like a dumb idea but they're doing it all over the world. _
_ _ _ So like, balcony!
_ _ _ _ They do it louder than that overseas. _
They did it louder than that in fucking Castlemaine. _
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_ Balcony!
_ _ [Bb] _
_ _ _ _ _
What am I to believe? _
I'm the [Ab] balcony man.
_ [Eb] _ _
[Bb] _ Where everything is ordinary until it's not, I'm the [G] motherfucking balcony man. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ I'm the 200 pounds of packed ice, sitting on a chair in the morning sun.
[Gm] I'm [Eb] putting on my tap dancing shoes, my lap dancing shoes, _ [G] in the [F] morning sun.
_ _ _ _ [Bb] I'm the balcony man.
I'm Fred Astaire.
[Gm] You think you have a plan till I hit the [Bb] stairs.
I'm a 200 pound bag of blood and bone, [Gm] _ _ [D] leaking on your favourite chair.
I [Eb] put on my lap dancing shoes in the [F] morning sun. _
_ _ _ [Dm] This morning is amazing and so are you.
[Bb] This morning is amazing and so are you.
[Gm] This morning is amazing and so are you.
[Eb] _ _
_ _ In the morning [F] sun.
_ _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ What am I to think on this balcony, Fred?
Where everything is amazing that stays in bed.
I'm a 200 pound octopus under a sheet, [Gm] _ dancing round [D] your world with my [Gm] hands and [F] feet.
And this much I know to be true.
_ [Eb] Yeah, this much I know to be true.
[F] Yeah, this much I know to be true.
[Eb] Yeah, this much I know to be true.
[Dm] This morning is amazing and so are _ [Bb] _ _
_ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _
_ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _
_ you
[Bb] This morning is amazing and so are you
[Gm] _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] You're liquid and ugly and lazy
And what _ doesn't kill ya
_ _ _ Just makes you _ [Dm] _ crazier _
_ _ _ [Gm] Oh yeah
[Bb] I'm _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ [F] about [Gm] to be made
_ _ [G] _ _ [Eb] _ _
[F] I'm about [Gm] to be made
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _
[F] I'm about _ to _ be made _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ [N] _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ Thank you, good night, thank you for coming _ _ _ _