Chords for Nightcore - The Legend of Miss Baltimore Crabs

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_ Front step [E] cha-cha-cha, back step cha-cha-cha, side step front step, [Em] back and [D] turn.
Oh my god, Petty, there's Link.
_ Link!
I can't believe I'm really here auditioning.
I can't believe I'm really here watching you audition.
Front step cha-cha-cha, back step cha-cha-cha, side step front [E] step, back and turn.
[Abm] Oh, Amber, look at this model crew.
[E] Oh, this town [Abm] sure has gone [Eb] downhill since I was born.
Oh, now they're not more ancient [Abm] history.
Oh [F] my god, how [Abm] times have [Bb] changed.
These girls [Bm] must be blind [D] or [Bm] completely deranged.
[Bb] But time seemed to halt [Em] when I was Miss [Abm] Baltimore's rat.
[E] Amber, you're just far too dirty.
Mother, wake up [Eb] from that dream of [Abm] yours.
This isn't 1930.
You can laugh, but life's a test.
[E] Don't do this, [Bm] don't do that, remember?
[E] Mother knows best.
For the crowns and the halts [Em] from when I won Miss _ [Abm] Baltimore's rat.
[E] You set the perfect ammunition.
Let me show you how your [Eb] mommy dared to act in competition.
Girls, [G] go get him.
Boys, let's rumba.
[Abm] One, two, three, [E] four, five, [Ab] six.
[Dbm] The poor runner-ups might still hold some [Ebm] grudges.
They're proud of their cups, [Abm] but I'd scoot the judges.
[B] Those broads thought they'd win [E] if a plate they wouldn't spin [Eb] in their [E] die.
_ [Eb] _ [Cm] Not a chance.
[Db] Boys, [E] put me down.
Oh, good morning, ladies.
[E] Let's [Eb] see what you got.
[Bb] Twist, twist, [D] twist, twist, mashed potato [G] mango.
Ready? Begin.
[Eb] On my show, you'll never find a thrusting hip.
What's [E] that dance for pleasing tics?
You should have [Eb] seen my bag of tricks.
Oh, [Abm] I hit the [G] stage, but [Abm] tongs are placed.
[Bm] Well, Gweldine, I eat out of a prairie.
[Bb] That triple somersault [E] is how I [Em] clinch Miss Baltimore.
_ [F] Correct.
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Are [Abm] you scared?
_ I'm sure I can cope.
Well, [Bm] this show isn't broadcast [Gbm] in a cinemascope.
I [Bb] never drank one chocolate malt.
No dessert [A] for Miss [F] Baltimore Crab. _ _ _
[Abm] This one will never get a date in those hand-me-down clothes.
[Bm] Kid, she'll never get a date with [Bb] Daddy Filer in [E] her nose.
[Dbm] I would say, or him, if I wasn't [Em] Miss Baltimore [Abm] Crab.
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Do you dance [Eb] like you dress?
Amber, [F] there's no need to be [Ebm] cruel.
Would [Em] you swim [E] in an integrated pool?
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I sure [D] would.
I'm all for integration.
It's the new frontier.
_ [Dbm] Not in Baltimore, it isn't.
And may I be frank?
[Am] First impressions can [F] be tough, and when [Gb] I saw you, [Em] I knew it.
If your size weren't enough, your [F] last answer just blew it.
[G] And so, my dear, [F] so short [G] and stout, [Dbm] _ _ _ I'm kicking [Gb] you out.
[C] With your form and your [B] face, all of it is a [F] default.
It is down [G] with a case of Miss Baltimore_
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_ Eh, [Ebm] you may go.
Um, [Bbm] thank you.
_ [Ebm] I think they secretly liked you.
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_ [Gb] _ _ [F] May I please audition?
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Of course not.
But [Eb] you may bow and exult.
Cause I am Miss Baltimore _ [Gb] Crab!
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