Chords for Nile - BUS INVADERS Ep. 1162

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_ _ _ _ What's up guys, this is Brad from Nile.
Welcome to our home away from home.
[N] So this is the smoking area.
This bus does not have a seat beside the driver's seat, so _ _ that's where we smoke.
This is the [Ebm] driver's seat where he drives. _ _
[F] So I'm Brian, I'm the new guy at Nile.
[Bb] _ _ [Eb] Fourth day on the tour, it's been going fucking great.
Playing with Overkill every night, getting to hear them kick ass.
All the show's been going great.
_ [Bb] _ Yeah, it's a lot of fun.
A [Eb] lot of fun.
This is the [D] entertainment area.
_ Obviously we watch a lot of South [Ab] Park on tour.
We brought the seasons 1 through [G] 5 of South Park.
_ _ _ [Ab] _ A lot of Borat action going on.
We're all fans [Bb] of it.
We all quote it all through the tour.
[Eb] And we do a lot of Borat quotes too.
That's why it's on the bus.
_ We have a plethora of bread, as you can see. _
_ Many cups come in handy. _ _
_ _ _ Chips. _ _
Sorting the [D] chips.
_ Everybody's kind of got their own [Eb] drawers here.
This is mine.
[B] _ Chips.
_ _ Muffins.
I think this is [Eb] Carl's.
_ Whatever's in there.
[G] _ This is mine.
It's a guitar strap.
A carton of cigarettes.
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_ _ _ This kitchen, [Eb]
most important thing, coffee.
Have to have coffee on [Bm] the road. _ _
Coffee carousel.
[N] Coffee carousel.
[D]
We have the Holders action going on.
_ All [Bm] of us drink coffee.
Working off caffeine a lot of times.
We have the specialized Greek coffee for the two [N] Greeks on the bus.
_ _ The Vala Crown [Eb] got used up last _ night.
Central. _
_ [G] Plenty of water.
There's always cases and cases of [D] water.
_ We're back here trying to eat a little bit [G] healthy _ while you're out on the road. _
A couple different things in here [Gm] in case we want to [N] make toast or cook a couple things here and there. _
_ [Bm] Fridge.
Just the essential stuff.
Beer.
_ Some creamer for coffee.
That everybody makes fun of me for.
Yes.
_ A bunch of sandwich meat.
_ [G] _ Freezer.
A bunch of frozen food.
_ [Fm] _
It's what keeps me [E] going half-baked.
Ben and Jerry's.
Ben and [Eb] Jerry's exclusive.
He's endorsed by Ben [G] and Jerry's.
Yeah.
It's what keeps us going through the day.
It's [Ab] how we stay on schedule. _
Very [G] essential.
Especially when you're just waking up and have no idea what the [Bm] hell's going on.
Just look at this sheet and it'll tell you how to plan your day.
[D] This is the bathroom area.
It's where we all take our whore baths.
_ There's a sign right here.
It should be pretty self [Eb]-explanatory.
Things not to [D] do on the bus.
Other than [Bb] that, _ _ it's just a bathroom.
_ [Bm] Number one [Ab] rule of the bus is no shitting on the bus. _ _
Slide out.
You wouldn't think six inches would _ be that important.
It always is.
There's a bunch [Dm] of people on this bus and we have to have a lot of room.
It's nice to get [Eb] away from people every once [Bm] in a while.
You're not squished together. _ _
[Eb] The table here is usually the TM's table where he does all the work he's got to do.
[Bm] If you want to eat some food, that's the table you do it at.
_ We have a couple of mirrors up here [G] so we can keep pretty.
Showtime.
That's a hard job.
_ [D] _ This is where the [N] magic happens.
The magic of sleeping.
_ It's my bunk. _
This is where I sleep.
_ _ It's pretty comfortable actually.
_ _ I'll demonstrate now how I [G] sleep. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Close this [D] so you can sleep or masturbate or whatever you got to do.
_ Close this up. _
Yep.
That's what all those noises are for. _ _ _
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_ [Eb] _ _ _ This is my bunk right [C] here.
It's literally the exact [G] same except I have two pillows. _ _
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_ _ _ [Ab] This is [Bm] one of the couple of junk bunks.
[N] They never looked pretty.
But, you know, it's kind of a necessity because there's so much luggage.
[Bm] _
_ This is my drill tix junk bunk.
[D] This is the other one.
Pretty much the same [Dm] shit.
Some [Cm] suitcases.
_ [B] Some random [D] shit.
_ _ TV.
[B] So it's just easily accessible.
_ This is the back lounge area where nothing [N]
really happens.
Another television.
Another TV.
[Bm] _
Rumors about chicks always being on the bus.
Never true. _
It's always just us dudes. _ _ _ _
_ _ Pretty much more of a business lounge too.
Collects and prints out a lot of stuff.
Back here.
Just kind of come to get away from everybody.
_ _ We're really good friends and we all hang out together on tour. _
_ _ Keep that friendship because it's really _ important.
Yeah.
Get along with everybody.
You can't get away.
_ _ Alright everybody.
Thanks for checking out our bus.
Thanks for coming to our home and check us out at nile _ -catacombs.net.
Check us on [N] Facebook, Instagram.
_ It's time for you to go [C] now.
_ _ _ [F] Buh-bye. _
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