Chords for Ninja Sex Party - Cool Patrol (Rocksmith 2014 Custom DLC)

_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Bb] _ Yo Ninja Brut, [Ab] you see that high school over there getting [Bb] pushed around?
_ [Ab] Call the cool patrol!
_ [Bb] Hey kid!
[C] Turn [Ab] _ _
_ [Bb] the vlog up!
[Ab] Teach your dating girl to be [Bb] mad at bullshit!
Hey!
[Ab] Teach her the rules of [F] this fucking game!
You're gonna bother your young mommy, [Bbm] you fat boy!
From [Ab] the tough side of town, we are the cool patrol!
Woo!
[Ab] Turn your mother around, [Bbm] some boy!
Ah shit!
Ah shit!
[F] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ _ [Bbm] _ _ _ _ [Db] _ _
_ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [Db] _ _
You only [Ab] play _ _ _ [Eb] _ _
four?
[Bbm] _ That's a [Db] bad way to start in terms of storyline.
_ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _
Let's [Bb] get the cool patrol down!
[Db] _ _
_ _ [Bbm] _ _ [F] _ _ [Gb] _ _
_ _ [Bb] _ _ Y'all [Ab] alright kid?
I wasn't actually hurt, [Bb] _ but I still feel [Ab] dead.
Hell yeah!
_ [Bbm] _ Motherfuckers!
You're [Ab] really good for your age.
[Bbm] I _ _ [Ab] _ _
_ [Bbm] can't believe you even knew me, you [Ab] coward!
I can't believe you're [F] my friend!
_ _ _ They are your bitches!
[Ab] You can't even hear it!
[Eb] _ _
Oh [Bbm] man, you ain't good at real money [Db] because you're close friends!
And [Ab] then you're wild and rude [Eb] because of terrorist fans!
This is [Bb] the cool patrol _ [Db] dance!
_ [Ab] I'm the peanut butter on your [Eb] burger, can't take me, I'm [Bbm] covered up in your shit!
These lyrics are [Db] fucking weird.
_ _ [Ab] I'm a vegan, so you're [Eb] gonna be the only chance!
This [Bbm] is the cool patrol dance!
[Db] _
_ _ Home [Eb] break! _ _ _
_ [Bbm] Alright!
_ _ _ _ [Db] _
_ _ [Ab] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _
_ _ [Fm] Hey, I have a good _ _ _ [Ab] idea!
_ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ _ [Bbm] _ _ _ _ [Db] _ _
_ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ [C] _ [Ab] So good!
_ _ [Db] _ _
You [Ab] put your hands in the air, we [Eb] grab a bird from the sky!
I [Bbm] need it also that you pay us [Db] for this power of life!
Now [Ab] you can also grab a little [Eb] girl's little pigeon pants!
This [Bbm] is the cool patrol dance!
[Db] _ _
You [Ab] freeze the keys, remember you are [Eb] not alone!
Throw some cards and [Bbm] rub your back and thighs together [Db] as you fire your marbles!
Your [Ab] heart is on a stick, you're [Eb] in a girl's dance!
This [Bb] is the cool patrol [Db] dance!
You're _ [Bbm] _ [F] training me to be an actual [Bb] modern boss!
_ [E] Okay!
Hey guys, listen up!
You put your hands in- Oh god!
Oh, he might_
he might actually be dead. _ _
Wow.
_ _ _ Poor guy listened to the dudes and got his ass beat so hard, he's actually