Chords for No Photographs of Earth! Must Watch song from Conspiracy Music Guru

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_ _ [E] A friend of mine once told [A] me to do a search online.
[E] Search for photos of Earth, he [B] said, this shit will blow your mind.
[E] So I opened up the Google [A] and I looked for photos of Earth.
[E] Well, a lot of photos came up.
[B] He said, click on the first.
[E] He said, that's the famous blue [A] marble that everybody's seen.
[E] We've seen this photo a thousand [B] times upon our TV screen.
[E] Well, let me tell you something [A] about that famous shot.
[E] It's not a photo at all, man.
[B] It was made in Photoshop.
[A] There ain't no photographs to [E] prove somebody, tell me why.
[A] They're all just Photoshop [E] cartoons, they're all just CGI.
[A] No photographic proof [E] of a clone, no [C#m] none at all.
[F#] Why the hell can't no one [B] take a photo of this ball?
[E] Well, he was goddamn right.
[A] That shit did blow my mind.
[E] Because I thought the blue marble [B] was a photo all this time.
[E] Well, don't you think that's strange, [A] he said suspiciously.
[E] Well, the [B] fact that it ain't a photo seems pretty weird to me.
I [E] mean, the most important photo [A] that man could ever take?
[E] This huge iconic image [B] turns out to be a fake?
[E] Well, I couldn't quite believe it, man.
[A] I was pretty shocked.
[E] I needed [B] further proof that this photo's Photoshopped.
He said, [E] look up Robert Simmons.
[A] He made that cartoon ball.
[E] He's the guy you should [B] research.
He works for NASA and all.
[E] He openly admits [A] that it's all just artistry.
[E] He said, and I quote, it's [B] Photoshopped, but it has to be.
[A] There ain't no photographs to [E] us, somebody tell me why.
[A] They're all just Photoshopped [E] cartoons, they're all just CGI.
[A] No photographic proof [E] of a clone, no [C#m] none at all.
[F#] Why the hell can't no one [B] take a photo of this ball?
[E] Yep, every photo of the [A] earth is artistry.
_ [E] All the photos on Google, [B] man, are as fake as fake can be.
[E] Download all the photos [A] and put them side by side.
[E] Compare all the [B] continents, they're each a different size.
[E] Compare all the colors, [A] each globe a different shade.
[E] If all of these were photos, man, [B] they should look the goddamn same.
[E] Where's the continuity?
[A] There's none, no none at all.
[B] All that NASA gives us is a bunch of cartoon balls.
[A] There ain't no photographs to us, [E] somebody tell me why.
[A] They're all just Photoshopped [E] cartoons, they're all just CGI.
[A] No photographic proof [E] of a clone, no [C#m] none at all.
Why the hell can't no one [B] take a [F#] photo of this ball?
[E] Now we're supposed to have this telescope, [A] right, that's flying past the stars.
[B] Taking beautiful photos of Jupiter [B] and Mars.
[E] Well, I've got a small suggestion, NASA, [A] here's something you could do.
[E] Point that thing at [B] planet Earth and take a shot or two,
[E] because there should be goddamn thousands [A] of photos of where we live.
[E] But Hubble ain't taken one, [B] that's suspicious, don't you think?
We [E] got all these fancy pictures [A] of spinning galaxies,
[E] but not one goddamn photo [B] of the earth for us to see.
[A] Because there ain't no photographs to us, [E] somebody tell me why.
[A] They're all just Photoshopped cartoons, [E] they're all just CGI.
[A] No photographic proof of a clone, no none [C#m] at all.
[F#] Why [A#] the hell can't no one take [B] a photo of this ball?
[A] There ain't no photographs to us, [E] somebody tell me why.
[A] They're all just Photoshopped cartoons, [E] they're all just CGI.
No [A#m] photographic proof of [E] a clone, no none [C#m] at all.
[F#] Why the hell can't no one take a photo of this ball?
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