Chords for No Rancho de Jerry Cantrell (2002)

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_ _ _ _ _ _ MTV at the Double J Ranch.
How you doing?
I'm Jerry Cantrell.
Welcome to the Double J.
Come on in, folks!
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_ _ _ _ [Ebm] _ [Dm] Well, here you are inside the Double [C] J.
_ My father and [E] I started building this _ place about four years ago, I [D] guess.
[Dm] And this land actually [Cm] has been in our family [D] since, I think, before Oklahoma was a [E] state.
My great-grandfather lived across the way there. _
[N] _ _ _ _ _ [Db] _ _
[Bb] See, plenty of old John Wayne memorabilia here.
We even have some John Wayne toilet tissue here.
_ [F] You know, it's rough, it's [Bb] tough, and it doesn't take crap off anyone.
It's right there.
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[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _
[Bb] _ Oh, we got some photos over here.
This is my mother up top.
Gloria Jean Cantrell, right here.
Miss you, [Fm] Mom. _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ [Abm] _ _ So I head on into the kitchen.
Come on in.
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This is my brother, David.
What's up, David? _ _
_ _ _ We raise our own _ cattle out here on the Double J.
And this is from the last bull we had slaughtered here. _ _ _ _ _
Another refrigerator, mostly for beer. _ _ _
This one's not really kind of working too good.
That's why we have so [A] many of them. _
[N] Hello!
This is the game [D] room.
[Am] Got a few interesting items here, collected over the years. _ _ _
This is pretty good.
Shaquille O'Neal sent us some shoes in the early [A] Alice days.
Can you believe this thing?
[F] Look at the size of this [A] thing. _
_ This is actually [E] a shot from the very first MTV thing.
[D] _ [A] Cantrell Goes [Bb] Hollywood.
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[Bb] Who's this guy?
Seventh grade Tolo.
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Teresa Bertana, I believe, is her name, actually. _ _ _
[B] _ _ Got the old [Bb] dartboard here.
This is a dartboard.
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ [C] I played the Democratic fundraiser for Bill Clinton, actually, or for the Democratic [Bb] Party.
_ It's like, that's all [Abm] right.
I should have brought my [Bb] saxophone.
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[Bb] Yeah, [D] going fishing, baby.
Come on, now.
Hello.
[E] _ _ _ _ Anyway, [G] enough of that. _
You get the idea.
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[Abm] Let's go down this way [Ebm] here, towards my zone. _ _
_ [Ab] This whole place is pretty [Ebm] much built and run by my father, something I'm very proud [Ab] of.
And actually, my room right now is under [Eb] construction.
And another thing that he just [Gb] had finished for me while I was on the last tour with Creed was this bathroom [Ab] here.
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[Eb] _ _ [Abm] Over here we have the crapper, [Db] of course.
[Eb] _ This is a [Ab] kick-ass soap and tub here.
[Gb] And we've got the shower [Eb] stall here.
_ _ And we've got Sadie here.
[Eb] This is actually [Ebm] Lane's cat.
[Bb] When Lane passed away, we [Ebm] took over Sadie.
[Eb] She's a pretty good [A] cat. _
[E] This is the upstairs up here.
[A] _ _ [E] _
We generally rehearse up here.
_ _ _ [A] So it's a little [Em] empty right now.
_ [Am] You're going to have to bleep me on this one.
_ _ [Em] First EP in history to reach and debut [Gbm] at number one on [Em] Billboard's top albums chart.
Big deal. _
We have this [Ab] couple of rooms up here as well.
[G] My brother lives over on this side when he's in town.
_ _ _ _ _ [A] And we kind of built this place [Dbm] as like a, it's kind of our family home. _
_ [E] _ _ _ My father and I did together for [Db] the family and it's here for him, it's here for me, it'll be here for my kids and [A] so on.
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[Dbm] Come on, follow me this way.
I'll [E] show you the kids' room.
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[Gb] This is where all my nieces and nephews hang [A] out. _ _ _
[Abm] _ _ [Dbm] We're playing a lot of [Em] fairs around places where [Gb] there's amusement parks and stuff.
So I'm [Gbm] always winning them animals and [Dbm] sending them stuff.
_ [E] _ [A] Well, that's about it for the inside, [Abm] folks.
But we've got plenty more to see on the outside.
[B] _
I'm going to go feed some animals now, okay?
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_ _ _ [E] _ _ What are you doing [G] there, sweetie?
What are you [F] doing?
What are you doing?
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Are _ [Db] _ _ [B] you going to help me out or are you going to let me do all the work?
I guess it's my turn.
He [A] does it all the time.
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [G] All right, let's go feed the [F] cows.
_ [D] _ _ _ [A] Come on now.
[E] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _
_ [B] What are you doing? _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
This is my grandma, folks.
_ How are you doing?
This is the boss, [D] right?
Yeah.
_ _ Well, [A] _ _
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let's head on back to the house.
That's about it.
I want to thank you all for coming out [A] and we'll see you next time.
_ [Am] _ [G]
Yeah, nice seeing you [Bm] all.
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