Chords for No Shoes written by Paranoid Larry, Arranged by the Roches

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [F#]
This is [A] another Roche song.
[N] How did Roche's name go? _
Uh, it's a different one.
It's actually maybe even more [E] funny than the last one.
_ [G#] Is that even a thing?
[A] I don't know.
_ _ [E] _ One, _ two, three, four.
[Am] _ _ _ _ _
_ I had no shoes and I complained
Until I met a man who had [E] no feet
And three feet
[Am] I had no feet and I complained
Until I met a man who had no [E] knees
That was his [A] disease
I had no knees and I [Am] complained
Until I met a man and [E] you know what?
He [Am] had no butt
I had no butt and I complained about [E] it all
_ And then I met a man [G] who [E] had no balls
I had no [Am] balls and I complained
Until I met a man who had [E] no guts
No [G] balls, no butt
And [A] now no [E] guts
I had [Am] no guts and I complained
Until I met a man who [E] had no heart
The most [A] important part
I [Am] had no heart and I complained
I did not understand _ _
[E] And then I met a man who had [A] no hands
I had no hands and [Am] I complained
Until I met a man who was [E] a wreck
_ He had no neck
I had [Am] no neck and I complained
Until I met a man who [E] had no chin
Some folks [F#] lose
_ Some [Am] folks win
_ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ [Am] _ _ _ Ahem
I had no chin and I complained
Until I met _
_ [E] _ a man who had no nose
I had no nose and I complained
Until I..
_ _ [E] _ _
He had no eyes
I [Am] had no eyes and I complained
Until I met a man
_ _ He [A] had no brain
I had no brain and complained
I complained until I met a man who had [E] no head.
As good [A] as dead, I [A] had no [Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
[A] head.
I was not the mayor, I had no hair.
And I [Am] complained until I _ [F#m] _ [Bm] _ _ [A] met_ Picture that.
[D#] _ Not even [E] a hat.
_ [Am] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I complained until I met a man who [E] had no sky.
_ No reason why.
I had [A] no sky and I complained [Am] until I met a man who had no stars.
[A] No Venus or Mars.
Mars has none of these stars.
[Am]
I had no star and I complained until I met a _ _ man_
[B] That's rather odd.
I had no God and I [Am] complained until I met a man _ [E] who had no feet.
_ Just in case.
[Am] I had no faith and I complained until I met a man who had [E] no love.
[A] Coming to dream, I had [Am] no love and I [A] complained until I met a man who [E] had no hope.
At the end of his roof, I [A] had hope and I [Am] complained until I _ _ [E] _
met_
[Am] That really sucks.
I had no luck and [A] I complained until [Am] I met _ [E] _ _ _ _
a man who had no hope.
_ _ [A]
That's not serious.
_ _ _ _ [D#] _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _