NOFX - 13 Stitches - Acoustic Version Chords
Tempo:
119.45 bpm
Chords used:
C
G
D
Em
A
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
The first time I saw [A] the Descendants, [C] they were the fastest band I'd [G] ever seen.
No one in the crowd [A] really cared for them.
[C] We were waiting for the alley [G] cats to play.
[D] After a couple months I [Em] heard Kabuki Girl [C] on Rodney on the Rock late [G] Sunday night.
That [D] was enough for me.
Finally I [Em] hopped the bus to Licorice [C] Pizza and bought [D] my all-time favorite record.
[G] The next time I went [A] to the whiskey, [C] it was DOA with millions of [G] dead cops.
The latter band played faster than [A] I could believe, [C] but the song sounded the same and [G] kinda sucked.
[D] Except John Wayne was [Em] a Nazi,
[C] and Joey Shithead [G] was a drunk.
[D] Then John Macias [Em] beat some hippie to a pulp, [C] as having long hair was [G] a mistake.
[D] [Em]
[C] [G]
[D] [Em]
[C] [D]
[G] The third time I went [A] to the hospital, [C] I needed thirteen stitches in [G] my head.
I managed to catch about [A] six songs of ill-rebute, [C] then some suicidal threw me into [G] a post.
[D] My girlfriend started to cry, [Em] cause we had to leave, [C] before DRI played fifty [G] lousy songs.
[D] My blood-stained shirt smelled [Em] of club cigarettes, [C] but it sure looked pretty cool after [G] I washed.
No one in the crowd [A] really cared for them.
[C] We were waiting for the alley [G] cats to play.
[D] After a couple months I [Em] heard Kabuki Girl [C] on Rodney on the Rock late [G] Sunday night.
That [D] was enough for me.
Finally I [Em] hopped the bus to Licorice [C] Pizza and bought [D] my all-time favorite record.
[G] The next time I went [A] to the whiskey, [C] it was DOA with millions of [G] dead cops.
The latter band played faster than [A] I could believe, [C] but the song sounded the same and [G] kinda sucked.
[D] Except John Wayne was [Em] a Nazi,
[C] and Joey Shithead [G] was a drunk.
[D] Then John Macias [Em] beat some hippie to a pulp, [C] as having long hair was [G] a mistake.
[D] [Em]
[C] [G]
[D] [Em]
[C] [D]
[G] The third time I went [A] to the hospital, [C] I needed thirteen stitches in [G] my head.
I managed to catch about [A] six songs of ill-rebute, [C] then some suicidal threw me into [G] a post.
[D] My girlfriend started to cry, [Em] cause we had to leave, [C] before DRI played fifty [G] lousy songs.
[D] My blood-stained shirt smelled [Em] of club cigarettes, [C] but it sure looked pretty cool after [G] I washed.
Key:
C
G
D
Em
A
C
G
D
The first time I saw [A] the Descendants, [C] they were the fastest band I'd [G] ever seen. _
_ No one in the crowd [A] really cared for them.
[C] We were waiting for the alley [G] cats to play. _
[D] After a couple months I [Em] heard Kabuki Girl [C] on Rodney on the Rock late [G] Sunday night.
That [D] was enough for me.
Finally I [Em] hopped the bus to Licorice [C] Pizza and bought [D] my all-time favorite record.
[G] The next time I went [A] to the whiskey, _ [C] it was DOA with millions of [G] dead cops. _
The latter band played faster than [A] I could believe, [C] but the song sounded the same and [G] kinda sucked. _
[D] Except John Wayne was [Em] a Nazi, _
_ [C] and Joey Shithead [G] was a drunk. _
[D] Then John Macias [Em] beat some hippie to a pulp, [C] as having long hair was [G] a mistake. _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
[G] The third time I went [A] to the hospital, _ [C] I needed thirteen stitches in [G] my head.
I managed to catch about [A] six songs of ill-rebute, [C] then some suicidal threw me into [G] a post. _
[D] My girlfriend started to cry, [Em] cause we had to leave, [C] before DRI played fifty [G] lousy songs. _
[D] My blood-stained shirt smelled [Em] of club cigarettes, [C] but it sure looked pretty cool after [G] I washed. _
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_ No one in the crowd [A] really cared for them.
[C] We were waiting for the alley [G] cats to play. _
[D] After a couple months I [Em] heard Kabuki Girl [C] on Rodney on the Rock late [G] Sunday night.
That [D] was enough for me.
Finally I [Em] hopped the bus to Licorice [C] Pizza and bought [D] my all-time favorite record.
[G] The next time I went [A] to the whiskey, _ [C] it was DOA with millions of [G] dead cops. _
The latter band played faster than [A] I could believe, [C] but the song sounded the same and [G] kinda sucked. _
[D] Except John Wayne was [Em] a Nazi, _
_ [C] and Joey Shithead [G] was a drunk. _
[D] Then John Macias [Em] beat some hippie to a pulp, [C] as having long hair was [G] a mistake. _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
[G] The third time I went [A] to the hospital, _ [C] I needed thirteen stitches in [G] my head.
I managed to catch about [A] six songs of ill-rebute, [C] then some suicidal threw me into [G] a post. _
[D] My girlfriend started to cry, [Em] cause we had to leave, [C] before DRI played fifty [G] lousy songs. _
[D] My blood-stained shirt smelled [Em] of club cigarettes, [C] but it sure looked pretty cool after [G] I washed. _
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