Chords for NOFX is bullying 13 year old ginger kid with braces at the 2010 Lowlands festival

Hey
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_ _ Thank [Ab] you before I like to [G] just like to mention a kid get with the red hair.
Thank [F] you.
Hey, how old are you?
_ _ _ _ [E] Oh
Yeah, he had to go like this _ _ _ _
You know, so you're 13 years old.
[F] Are you still in spite?
Is it are you [D] his father or something?
Are you here by yourself?
Cuz [G] you shouldn't be 13 in no effect show.
[Eb] It's too [F] young _ _
You still you have [Em] braces, dude
[G] You don't even know what felting is.
Do you just want to bleach it?
_ [D] All right, kid.
I'm gonna tell you what [E] felting is.
Okay, that's a [D] zone
really _
[Am] _ _ [Eb] You're his mom
Anyway, hey [A] kid.
Listen pay attention fucking school
Felting is when a [Db] man fucks another man in the ass
[Dm] Comes in his ass [Eb] and then sucks it back [G] out _ _ _ _
[C] See that's why you don't want to come to no [G] effect show at 13
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[A] _ Wow you guys like [Em] that _ _
[A] And if you want to try felting talk to our keyboard player limo after the show
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_ _ [G] He's from Belgium, _ you [F] know those Belgium people
_ [E] _ _ _ [Em] _
_ _ _ [Gb] _ _ _ [Am] Everybody Eric Melvin do _ Jewish good
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_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ Hey, thank _ you very much.
Hey kid, _ you know what a chili dog is
_ The chili dog [C] is when you shit on a girl's tits [E] and then you titty fucker _ _
[Am] _ That's a chili dog _ _ _
[F] Yeah, I bought that DVD in Amsterdam so don't look [E] at me
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[Abm] _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
It was sweaty
[A] _ _ _ _ _
_ See kid that songs about my parents [D] dying.
You wouldn't know about that.
No, you're only 13
Just wait till you're 14 or 15 [A] when both your parents die.
Yeah
Then you'll know what I'm talking about
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_ _ _ You know, [Abm] I don't like anymore kid you're on the shit [Gb] list _ [A] you're on the shit on the tits list _ _ _ _ _
Anyway [F] this song [A] the song is not for everyone here.
This song is just for you fucking redheaded stepchild _ _
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Oh
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_ How old are you are you only [Em] eight
_ _ _ _ _ [D] _ Nirvana see you know what?
I'd like to see the kid with Nirvana shirt fight the kid the blink-182 shirt
He will fucking destroy [F] you _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ I _
[B] don't care the blink-182 just
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Sure will beat himself up.
We'll destroy you
[D] _ _