Chords for Nofx - The Malachi Crunch

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You know what he did to me?
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_ _ _ _ [G] Actually it's been like that the whole set. _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ So you know I've had [A] kind of gas today, I've had a bad [B] stomach.
And I go take a shit in your [F#] bathroom, what's with the toilets [B] you know?
You shit and it [G] goes_
_ _ [E] _ _ _ On toilets you [G] go in the water and it doesn't stick up the whole place. _
[D] _ _ Come on it's the 20th century, get with the [G] toilets.
That's how you know if you're [D] healthy, you turn around and you've got a look at it. _ _ _
You guys like to look at shit, I know.
Because in Amsterdam all those [G] stores have shit looking too.
You get lots of shit in the stores.
_ _ _ So all I know about you [D] guys, you're the shit lookers.
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_ _ _ [A] _ _ There's a time [B] when you can _ [F#] talk. _ _
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[B] Outside you [A] act too _ [G#m] fine. _
[C#m] _ _ What's the [B] matter, don't [A] you feel [F#] alright?
_ [C#] _ [E] Do you feel [A] _ _ remorse?
[C#m] _ _ Or are [B] your panties [A] far a little too [F#] tight?
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I let you break it [B] out, you got what even someone [C#m] touches.
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I let you cut it out, [B] you're beating it, I've [C#m] even checked it.
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Why you let [B] me talk while you're down there?
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Why do you [B] use my love too many [C#m] times?
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