Chords for NOFX "Xmas Has Been X'ed" (Official Video)
Tempo:
138.2 bpm
Chords used:
C
G
F
D
A
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret

Jam Along & Learn...
[C]
[E] [A#] [Dm]
[A#]
[G]
Hey, this song is called Last Christmas because this is the last Christmas.
[D]
[Dm] [Am] [Dm] [C]
[D] [Dm]
[E] [A#] [Dm]
[A#]
[G]
Hey, this song is called Last Christmas because this is the last Christmas.
[D]
[Dm] [Am] [Dm] [C]
[D] [Dm]
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[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ [A#] _ _ _ [Dm] _
_ _ _ [A#] _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Hey, this song is called Last Christmas because this is the last Christmas.
[C] _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
_ [Dm] _ _ [Am] _ _ [Dm] _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _
_ [Am] _ [Dm] _ [C] Funny how some fables [D] became historic _ when [G] the others clearly wrote them to be [A] metaphoric. _ _
[F] But people will believe [C] anything if it's written, _ _ _ _ [D] especially in stone or [G] ancient scroll.
_ _ _ [C] December _ 25th, Edmund [D] Black listened. _ _
[G] His own ducat found the proof Jesus [A] never existed.
_ _ [C] It was the last thing anyone ever [F] expected.
_ _ _ [G] Edmund's happened, there's no [C] colored lights.
_ No shopping [F] sprees.
No more [G] presents.
_ Under [C] dead trees, _ state [A] naked dead.
_ But we [F] don't grieve, _ we [G] celebrate _ the last [C] Christmas Eve.
_ _ _ Jesuits are slowly [D] turning dianetic. _ _ _
_ [G] _ Protestants increasingly [A] become agnostic.
_ _ _ [F] _ _ Pentecostal churches are [C] hanging _ pentagrams.
_ [D] Priests and non-carlists are blessing each [G] other. _ _ _
_ [C] _ Methodists and Baptists [D] are claiming Buddhism.
_ _ _ [G] Even celibates are [A] surprisingly renewed it.
_ _ [C] But mostly _ everyone is trying [F] to become two. _
[G] Because they first cancelled two!
No more [C] egg hunts.
_ No [F] Sunday mass. _
Fridays [G] are fair.
_ _ [C] Wednesdays don't ash.
_ They [A] cancelled Lent. _
And [F] slowed down fast.
_ [G] Enjoy Christmas.
_ You sit [C] your lap. _
No [F] shopping sprees.
No _ more [G] presents.
_ _ Under [C] dead trees. _
State [A] naked dead.
_ _ But we [F] don't grieve.
_ We [G] celebrate. _
The last [C] Christmas Eve.
_ _ [F#m] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C#m] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ [A#] _ _ _ [Dm] _
_ _ _ [A#] _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Hey, this song is called Last Christmas because this is the last Christmas.
[C] _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
_ [Dm] _ _ [Am] _ _ [Dm] _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _
_ [Am] _ [Dm] _ [C] Funny how some fables [D] became historic _ when [G] the others clearly wrote them to be [A] metaphoric. _ _
[F] But people will believe [C] anything if it's written, _ _ _ _ [D] especially in stone or [G] ancient scroll.
_ _ _ [C] December _ 25th, Edmund [D] Black listened. _ _
[G] His own ducat found the proof Jesus [A] never existed.
_ _ [C] It was the last thing anyone ever [F] expected.
_ _ _ [G] Edmund's happened, there's no [C] colored lights.
_ No shopping [F] sprees.
No more [G] presents.
_ Under [C] dead trees, _ state [A] naked dead.
_ But we [F] don't grieve, _ we [G] celebrate _ the last [C] Christmas Eve.
_ _ _ Jesuits are slowly [D] turning dianetic. _ _ _
_ [G] _ Protestants increasingly [A] become agnostic.
_ _ _ [F] _ _ Pentecostal churches are [C] hanging _ pentagrams.
_ [D] Priests and non-carlists are blessing each [G] other. _ _ _
_ [C] _ Methodists and Baptists [D] are claiming Buddhism.
_ _ _ [G] Even celibates are [A] surprisingly renewed it.
_ _ [C] But mostly _ everyone is trying [F] to become two. _
[G] Because they first cancelled two!
No more [C] egg hunts.
_ No [F] Sunday mass. _
Fridays [G] are fair.
_ _ [C] Wednesdays don't ash.
_ They [A] cancelled Lent. _
And [F] slowed down fast.
_ [G] Enjoy Christmas.
_ You sit [C] your lap. _
No [F] shopping sprees.
No _ more [G] presents.
_ _ Under [C] dead trees. _
State [A] naked dead.
_ _ But we [F] don't grieve.
_ We [G] celebrate. _
The last [C] Christmas Eve.
_ _ [F#m] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C#m] _