Chords for NoMeansNo-Everyday I start to ooze

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_ [F] I guess you heard [N] my head turn brown.
_ [Dm] I lost several [N] pounds, it just ain't terrible.
This Merrick of Black and Yellow never looked good on paper.
[Dm] His [N] mother was a secretary, I think.
Our father, a [D] rapist.
[F] [B] I'm a little depressed for time and fact.
But I [F] know, [G] _ I know.
[Bb] _ [Gm] It's those [D] personal acts, [F] those [B] personal [Cm] acts, [Dm] _ [N] that cut through the crowd.
_ _ _ [Gm] I [Am] heard they were dismembering [Gm] people down the street.
[A] _ Those _ [E] Joneses, they're gonna love them. _
Various disguises are regrettable but necessary. _
Think about how they could prove the day.
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Every [Bm] day, _ every day, [F] _
[Bm] every day I start to poop. _
Every day, _ every day, _ every day I start to poop.
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[B] _ _ [Dm] _ [B] Old clams are armed up by assholes [D] to screw _ [F] _ [Bm] morons.
News at 11!
_ [F] But [B] first, a [Bm] long serious look [F] at what's [Bm] seeping from that open [F] store.
[Bm] Perhaps you should _ [Bb] stop peeking at it!
I [G] never felt so [F] alone.
I never felt so used.
[Gb] I never felt so [Gm] _ excited.
[F] It was those [Bm] personal acts, [N] those personal acts, that cut up the crap and served it for breakfast.
You don't fuck!
[Am] My mom phoned up the [Gm] police today. _
Just to [Am] say hello.
[Gm] _ [E] Hello! _
My girlfriend had been missing for two weeks. _
I guess that's what happens when you walk the streets with a bag and you have a sign that [F] says
Every [B] day, [Bb] _ every [Bm] day, [F] _ [N] every day I start to poop.
[Dm] _ [D] Every day, _ every day, _ [Gb] every day I [G] start to poop.
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_ _ _ _ _ Every [F] day. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ [B] _ [F] Okay, that's [B] life.
[Dm] That's what I was [D] told anyway.
[F] And [Bm] picking your feet till they bleed may [Bb] only be [C] the [Dm] half of it.
In every fuck animal the world is a [Bm] pill.
[F] Perhaps every [N] good person is a [Bb] dumb fuck.
[B] Listen, listen [F] carefully now.
Here's the [G] answer.
It [F] rhymes with [G] acts.
[F] Why, it's those [B] personal acts, [F] of course.
Those personal acts.
Those [Bm] suicide attacks.
[F] Those terrorist stories raised in relation to the hands of [Ab] small children.
[F] It's my face smeared on the pavement.
_ Oh!
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[F] _ _ [Bm] _ [F] It's every [B] _
[F] day.
_ [Bm] _ [F] It's every _ day.
_ [Bm] _ _ [F] _ [B] Monday, [Dm] _
_ [D] Monday, _ [F] _ [D] Tuesday, _
_ Monday, _ [Bb] _ [G] Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, _
[Bb] Tuesday, Monday, Monday, Thursday, Thursday, Pain [D] Day.
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[F] Thursday.
[B] _ _ Thursday. _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ [F] _ _ [B] You