Northern Pikes - Things I Do For Money Chords

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[Em] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ The [E] _ _ _ _ things I do for money, [Em] I'll never understand.
[C] I used to be quite critical, [B] but now I find I'm cynical.
[E] A lady with a starving [Em] baby miles away from me.
[C] No problems here, just life and [B] death and what the hell is wrong with [E] me?
And _ everybody [Em] _ _ hopes.
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[B] _ _ _ [E] No questions asked, just get [G] receipts and write them off.
[C] _ Expenses, taxes [Bm] are a bitch these days.
[E] Get the lady and the baby [G] starving, waiting for a [C] contribution.
In a UNICEF box [E] in a drugstore in this ugly little town. _ _
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_ _ _ _ The things I [Am] do for money, [G] I'll never understand.
[C] The world is just a marble [B] in the palm of [Em] my _ hand.
[G] The palm of [C] my hand.
[Bm] The palm.
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[A] _ _ _ [B] _ [C#m] The things I do for money, [G] I'll never understand.
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[Bm] _ _ _ _ [Em] I waste my time on, [G] I'll never understand.
[C] I used to be quite practical, [Bm] but now I find I'm tactical.
[Em] Scraping, scheming, struggle [G] hard to get myself ahead.
[C] Have no concern for anyone [Bm] but me.
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[B] _ _ _ _ [E] The things I do for money, [G] I'll never understand.
[C] The world is just a marble [B] in the [C#] palm of [Em] my _ _ _
[G] _ _ hand.
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[B] The palm [G] of [E] my hand. _
The palm of my [C] _ _ _ _
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[G] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ hand.
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_ _ The things [B] _ _ _
[G] I _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[Bm] _ _ _ _ [B] _ do for money, [Em] I'll never understand.
[C] The world is just a marble [G] in the palm of [Em] my _ hand.
[G] _ _ _ _ _ La la [Bm] la la la.
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