Chords for Not Me [10 inch] - Hubert Porter and The Jamaican Calypsonians

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_ Ever since the world begun, woman was [C] always fooling man, [Gm] and if you listen to me [C] story attentively, [Gm] you will see how a [F] woman was smarter than me.
Not me, it's the people that say that the men are [C] leading [Gm] the women astray, but I say [C] that the women of today, [Gm] smarter than man [F] in every way. _ _ _ _ _
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_ [F] I was treating a woman independently, and she promised to [C] make a baby for me, [Gm] when the baby born and I [C] went to see, the eye then blew [F] it was a Portuguese.
Not me, it's the people that say that the men are [C] leading the women astray, but I say that the women of today, smarter [F] than man in every way. _ _ _ _
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_ [F] _ _ Had a gal named Caroline, she called me [C] honey boy all the time, just when I [Gm] think things was going fine, she was giving me [F] shots with a friend of mine.
Not me, it's the people that say that the men are [C] leading the women [Gm] astray, but I [C] say that the women of [Gm] today, smarter [F] than man in every way. _ _ _ _
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_ [F] _ _ Thomson was a strong man long ago, I [C] don't know they told me so, but when he lied with [Gm] a woman on top of the bed, [C] it was found that his [F] strength was in the hair of his head.
Not me, it's the people that say that the men are [Gm] leading the women astray, but I say that [C] the women of today, smarter than [F] man in every way. _ _ _ _
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