Not Me (Man Smart, Woman Smarter) Chords

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[F] _ _ _ Ever since the world begun, woman was [C] always fooling man [Gm] and if you listen to my story
attentively you will see how a [F] woman was smarter than me, not me, it's the people that say
that the men are leading [Gm] the women astray but I say that the women of today smarter
than man [F] in every way. _ _ _ _
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_ _ [F] I was treating a woman independently and she promised to [C] make a baby for me when the baby
[G] born and I [C] went to see, the eye them blew [F] it was a poor Jew gay, not me, it's the people
that say that the men are [C] leading the women astray but I say that the women of today smarter
than man in [F] every way. _ _
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_ _ [F] _ _ Had a gal named Caroline, she called me [C] honey boy all the time, just when I think things
was going fine she was giving me [F] shots with a friend of mine, not me, it's the people
that say that the men are [C] leading the women [Gm] astray but I say [C] that the women of [Gm] today smarter
[F] than man in every way. _ _ _
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_ _ [F] _ _ Thompson was a strong man long ago, I [C] don't know they told me so but when he lied with
[Gm] a woman on top of the bed, [C] he found that his [F] strength was in the hair of his head, not
me, it's the people that say that the men are [Gm] leading [C] the women [Gm] astray but I [C] say that
the women of today smarter than [F] man in every way. _ _ _
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