Chords for Odd One Out - Couch Crasher

_ _ _ _ _ _ Okie dokie.
We're Odd One Out, and this is a song I wrote a little while ago.
It's called Couch Crasher.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _ _ [A] _
_ _ Well I've been working for a closed [D] office I've never had a house
[A] But if I ever come home one [E] day Could I please crash on your couch?
[A] You'll be the only thing I have to offer [D] This dollar in my pocket
[A] If I eat from the food inside your [E] fridge I promise not to stock it
[A] But if I ever earn you famous [D] You might think I'm all sated for [A] now
But [E] I'm, but I'm _
_ I'm just [D] a couch crasher
[A]
Dine and dasher
[E] If you buy the 30 Then I'll drink your beer much faster
We'll get down drunk with all your money [D] And I'll have something funny
[A] Then [E] we'll have [A] a time
_ _ First thing that I'll ask you [D] is, hey, you got a smoke?
[A] And I will never say thank you But [E] you will appreciate your gold
[A] And I won't call the floor [D] I will never clean it up
[A] And I promise not to shower So [E] your bill doesn't go up
[A] You'll be drowning in my sink [D] But it doesn't really matter
[A] I'm _ [E] just [A] _
_ _ _ [D] a couch crasher
[A] _
Dine and dasher
[E] If you buy the 30 Then I'll drink your booze much faster
[A] We'll get down drunk with all your [D] money And I'll have something [A] funny
Then [E] we'll [A] have a time
_ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _ _ _
[A] _ _ I'm just [D] a couch [A] crasher
_ Dine and dasher
[E] If you buy the 30 Then I'll drink your booze much faster
[A] We'll get down drunk with all your money And I'll have something funny
Then [E] we'll have a time _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Thanks guys _ _