Chords for Odi Acoustic - Blink 182 Joke Song Medley

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_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ [F] _
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_ _ [C] _ When [F] you fucked grandpa, did he tell you [Bb] that he loved [C] you?
_ [F] Did he hold you till the sun did rise?
[Bb] And did he look [C] into your [F]
eyes and ask you to fall in?
And _ [Bb]
stick a [C] finger or [Fm] two [Bb] in his eye?
He seems [F] like a total _ asshole
[Bb] _ _ Grandpa _ is [F] a total fucking _ [Bb] asshole
Who would ever want [F] a dirty greasy finger in his eyes?
_ _ [C] He rubs a stick and broken glass
I'll [Dm] be fucking and sucking and touching
Fucking and sucking and touching _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ I'll be fucking and sucking and touching
Fucking and sucking and touching _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ It's _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ [F] Mother's _ Day
_ _ _ It's _
[Bb] _ _ [F] Mother's Day
_ [C] _
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[F] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Dm] _ _
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It's [C] Mother's Day
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_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ [C] _
It's _ [F] _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ [Bb] Mother's _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ [Am] _ _ Day
[F] _
I fucked your mom
_ [Bb] _
_ [C] I _ [F] _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
_ [Bb] _ _ [C] wanna [F] fuck a dog in the [Bb] ass
_ [C] _ _ _ [F] _ _
_ _ [Bb] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [F] _
_ _ _ [Bb] That's [C] right kids
[Dm] I
_ _ _ [F] I tried [Bb] to fuck your mom in the ass
[C] I tried to [Dm] fuck your dad in the ass
[F] Could only [Bb] find dog
_ _ [F] And [C] his [Dm] ass We _ _ _ _
[F] We wanna [Bb] fuck a dog in the ass
[Dm] We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
[F] We wanna [Bb] fuck a dog _ _
_ _ [F] In the _ ass
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