Oh Charlatan Me - Walter Mitty and his Makeshift Orchrestra Chords

_ _ _ _ _ [F#m] _ _ _
_ [Dm] _ _ [A] _ _ [F#m] _ _ [D] _
_ _ [A] Now I'm [F#m] noticeably dumber [D] than I was [Dm] one year ago
And [A] I would like to [F#m] think it's a better [D] thing
But I'd tell [Dm] myself almost [A] anything these days
[F#m] It's a little [D] complicated
Letting people down is a full-time [A] business
My [F#m] shallow commitments [D] surrounding me
I [Dm] snapped my cell phone [E] to escape
Now somewhere in this town
There's a lynch mob [A] for me
Oh, _ [E] Charlotte's a queen
I [F#m] can't control all these [D]
feelings
_ _ [A] Oh, _ [E] Charlotte's a queen
I [F#m] can't control all these [D]
feelings
It's hard to stand [A] up straight
[F#m] _ _ [D] _
_ [Dm] _ _ [A] _ _ [F#m] _ _ [D] _
_ [Dm] _ _ [A] _ _ [F#m] _ _ [D] _
_ [Dm] _ _ [A] _ _ [F#m] _ _ [D] _
_ [Dm] _ [A] Now there's strangers in [F#m] the kitchen
I'm [D] dodging people like [Dm] they're bullets
[A] We're not talking, [F#m] we're just practicing [D] our small talk
[Dm] _ [A] And I've learned tricks [F#m] about saving face
[D] I gotta keep you all [Dm] thinking that I'm loving this place
[A] I don't mean to [F#m] be crude
But I [D] can't talk to you [Dm] without a cigarette [E] in my hand
There's a crutch to hold me up
It's [G] my shield from all [A] you
Oh, Charlotte's [E] a queen
I can't [F#m] control all these [D] feelings
_ _ _ [A] _ Oh, Charlotte's [E] a queen
I can't [F#m] control all these [D] feelings
_ _ _ [A] Oh, _ [E] Charlotte's a queen
I can't [F#m] control all these [D] feelings
_ _ _ [A] Oh, Charlotte's [E] a queen
You must [F#m] be down _ _
[D] All because [A] of me _ _ _ _