Chords for Oh Mr Porter

[F] _ _ [Am] _ _ [F] _ _ _ [C] _
[Dbm] _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
_ _ Lately I just spent a week [C] with my [Dbm] old [C] Aunt Brown,
_ Came up to [Am] see the [F] wondrous sights [G] of famous London [C] [Db] town.
[F] _ Just a week I had a bit all [C] round the place we'd roam, _
Wasn't I sorry of the day I had to [F] go back home.
_ [C] Worried about with packing, I arrived late [G] at the station,
Dropped me half box in the mud, the things all fell [C] about.
[A] Got me ticket, said [Dm] goodbye, [B] right away the guard did [Em] [C] cry,
But [F] I [G] found the train was wrong [C] and shouted _ [D] out,
_ [F] _
Oh Mr.
[C] Porter, _ [F]
what shall [C] I do,
[F] I want to go to Birmingham and [G] they're taking me [C] on to Crewe.
_ [F] Send me [Bb] back to [Am] London [G] as [Bb] quickly as [C] you can,
_ [Am]
Oh Mr.
Porter, [Bb] [C] what a silly girl [F] I am.
[C] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
The Porter would not stop the train but [C] [Dbm] laughed and [C] said you must,
_ [Bb] Keep your [Am] hair on [F] Mary Anne and [G] mind that you [C] don't [D] burn.
[F] Some [C] old [F] gentleman inside [C] declared [Dbm] that it [C] was hard,
Said look out of the window and try and [F] call the guard.
_ [C] Didn't I too with all me might I nearly fell and [G] stole her,
But me old friend grasped me leg and pulled me [C] back again.
[A] Nearly fainting with [Dm] the fright [B] I sank into his [Em] arms of sight,
[C] Went [Dm] into [G] _ hysterics and [C] I cried in _ [D] vain,
_ [F] Oh Mr.
[C] _ Porter, [F] what shall I [C] do,
[F] I want to go to Birmingham [G] and they're taking me [C] on to Crewe.
_ [F] Send me [Bb] back to [Am] London [G] as [Bb] quickly [C] as you can,
_ [Am] [C] Oh [Am] Mr.
Porter, [Bb] [C] what a silly [F] girl I am.
_ [C] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [F] _
_ _ _ On his clean old shirt from then [C] I [Dbm] laid my [C] trembling head, _
Do take it [Am] easy, rest a while, [G] the dear old [C] chap he said,
_ [F] If you make a fuss [C] of me and on [Dbm] me [C] do not frown,
You shall have my mansion dear away in [F] London town.
[C] _
Wouldn't you think me silly if I said I could not [G] like him,
Really he seemed a nice old boy so I replied [C] this way, _
[A] I will be your [D] own for life, [B] your imy dooglum little [Em] [C] wife,
If you [Dm] [G] never tease me [C] any more I'll _ [D] say,
_ [F] _ _ Oh Mr.
[C] Porter, _ [F] what shall [C] I do,
[F] I want to go to Birmingham _ [G] and they're taking me on [C] to Crewe.
[F] Send me back [Bb] to [D] London [G] as [Bb] quickly [C] as you can,
_ [Am] _
Oh Mr.
Porter, [Bb] [C] what a silly [F] girl I am. _ _ _ _ _ _