Chords for Oh, My Balls Touched the Ground Today | A Hilarious Bluegrass Hill Billy Country Song
Tempo:
75.6 bpm
Chords used:
C
F
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Am
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[C]
Back in my prime I was the cock of the [F] wall with a sack so [C] tight and made the ladies gawk
Swinging like a champion crowd on [F] ball now they bang [C] like sausages in the cold
My balls touch [G] the ground today [F] swinging low [G] like a cabernet
in a slop
to jock strap, but it couldn't [F] contain these wrinkle [G] old marbles is just [C] insane
Got them tangled up in my fishing [F] line
fine.
Back in my prime I was the cock of the [F] wall with a sack so [C] tight and made the ladies gawk
Swinging like a champion crowd on [F] ball now they bang [C] like sausages in the cold
My balls touch [G] the ground today [F] swinging low [G] like a cabernet
in a slop
to jock strap, but it couldn't [F] contain these wrinkle [G] old marbles is just [C] insane
Got them tangled up in my fishing [F] line
fine.
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Back in my prime I was the cock of the [F] wall with a sack so [C] tight and made the ladies gawk
Swinging like a champion crowd on [F] ball now they bang [C] like sausages in the cold
My balls touch [G] the ground today [F] swinging low [G] like a cabernet
[C] Used to be perky [F] now they just flop
[C] Bouncing around like a hog in a slop
Try [F] _ _ [G] _ _ [C]
to jock strap, but it couldn't [F] contain these wrinkle [G] old marbles is just [C] insane
Got them tangled up in my fishing [F] line
Grab [A] a hollow look those [C] jewels ain't fine.
_ Oh my balls
[G] Touched the ground today
[F] Propping loose [C] like a bale of hay once they were tight now they're [F] dragging back and [C] low
Might as well play them and see if they grow
_ [F] _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _
_ [G] Rub it on my thighs when I [F] walk too fast sweating like bacon [C] stuck in the past
Doctor said boy, it's a [F] natural slide just [C] took a man and [G] enjoy the ride
_ [C] Oh my balls touch the ground [F] today
Gravity's pulling [C] they ain't gonna sway used to tell [F] the ladies
Mop it clean now they slap my knees like [C] a symphony
_ So raise your cup to [F] these saggy old Tim's they've had more action than [C] a back one
It's him life is weird, [F] but don't you frown even low-hanging nuts [Am] deserve a crown
[C] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
Back in my prime I was the cock of the [F] wall with a sack so [C] tight and made the ladies gawk
Swinging like a champion crowd on [F] ball now they bang [C] like sausages in the cold
My balls touch [G] the ground today [F] swinging low [G] like a cabernet
[C] Used to be perky [F] now they just flop
[C] Bouncing around like a hog in a slop
Try [F] _ _ [G] _ _ [C]
to jock strap, but it couldn't [F] contain these wrinkle [G] old marbles is just [C] insane
Got them tangled up in my fishing [F] line
Grab [A] a hollow look those [C] jewels ain't fine.
_ Oh my balls
[G] Touched the ground today
[F] Propping loose [C] like a bale of hay once they were tight now they're [F] dragging back and [C] low
Might as well play them and see if they grow
_ [F] _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _
_ [G] Rub it on my thighs when I [F] walk too fast sweating like bacon [C] stuck in the past
Doctor said boy, it's a [F] natural slide just [C] took a man and [G] enjoy the ride
_ [C] Oh my balls touch the ground [F] today
Gravity's pulling [C] they ain't gonna sway used to tell [F] the ladies
Mop it clean now they slap my knees like [C] a symphony
_ So raise your cup to [F] these saggy old Tim's they've had more action than [C] a back one
It's him life is weird, [F] but don't you frown even low-hanging nuts [Am] deserve a crown
[C] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _