Chords for Old MacDonald had a deformed farm... (FULL TRANSCRIPTION)

[B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Lunch.
Lunch break's glad to sing today.
[Dbm] We're back again and [Ab] here to stay.
We've worked so [Gb] very hard these past two _ [Bm] years.
Eddie had some twins you see, [E] and Mike's three girls have grown [B] like wheats.
Shane found a wife and made his life [Db] complete. _
And _ [Eb] KJ_ _ _ _
My life this year [B] can be summed up in three words.
Oh we've traveled the world, [E] made new friends, _ [Abm] and seen new places [Db] filled with grace and charm.
They've been filled with [B] grace and now that we're [Ebm] back, [Abm] don't be alarmed, [Db] we've expanded [Gb] Old _ _ [B]
McDonald's.
_ _ _ [E] Deformed farm. _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ _ [Dbm] _ [E] _ _
Had a deformed farm, [Bbm] e-i [B]-e-i-o.
And on this farm he had a lockjawed gator, e-i-e-i-o.
With a chomp chomp here and a chomp chomp there, here a chomp [Db] there.
Nugget!
Nugget!
Nugget!
[B] Nugget!
_ _ _ _ Oh yeah!
_ [Db] _ _ [B] _ _ _ [N] _ _
[B] And on this farm he had a short term memory loss elephant, _ _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ [Db] _ _ [B] _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ [Ab] _ [Db] [Gb] e-i-e-i [B]-o.
And on [Ab] this farm he had a short term memory loss [Db] elephant, [Gb] e [B]-i-e-i-o.
_ [G] _ _ _ [C] Old McDonald had a deformed farm, e-i-e-i-o.
And on this farm he [A] had a short term memory loss elephant, e-i-e [Bb]-i-o. _ _
_ _ [C] Horus Farm, save the [F] day, _
[Cm] shakaray.
[C] Now [Bm] animals like us can be loved too.
Animals [C] can be loved, friends from the zoo.
[E] Don't [C] be alarmed, you can go [Gm] to Old McDonald's special farm.
[F] _ _ [Cm] _
[D] _ _ _ _ Old McDonald had a deformed [C] farm, e-i-e-i-o.
And on this farm he had an [Eb] arachnophobic tarantula, e-i-e [N]-i-o.
With a_ _
Nugget!
_ Nugget! _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ I'm a _ monster! _
_ _ _ [C] _ [Dm] Ladies and gentlemen, the 2013 [C] International Convention [B] Overacting Award goes [Fm] [Am] to_
K.J. [Dm] McElyse-Jurgens!
[C] _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ [C] Wow!
This is incredible!
I can't even describe what this means to me.
_ I'm usually not one to talk a lot in front of a [Eb] microphone, but [C] I feel like I need to thank a few people for this award.
K.J. [D] McElyse-Jurgens, [Em] everyone!
[Gb] I'm _ _ _ keeping.
_ _ _ [D] _ Old McDonald had a deformed farm, e [Cm]-i-e-i-o.
And on this farm he had an overly stimulated, [N] heavily caffeinated, hopped up on Red Bull's hyperactive sloth, e-i-e-i-o.
With a_ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ Here and a_ _ _ _ _ _ _
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[Cm] There, [N] here a_ _ _ _
There a_ _ _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ Everywhere [N] a_ _ _ _ _
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[Bb] There a_
Old _ _ [Gm] _ _ McDonald [A] had a deformed [G] farm, e-i-e-i [Cm]-o.
_ [Ab] _
_ _ [N] _ But they say the same, the same, the same, [Abm] variety makes [Eb] living life so grand.
[Ebm] Living [Db] life is oh so great.
Creatures great and small.
[Bbm] We love them all.
At Old [Eb] McDonald's [Ebm] farm we all can [Db] have a [Gb] ball.
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_ _ _ _ _ Old MacDonald had a deformed farm, [N] e-i-e-i-o.
And on this farm he had an enlarged prostate racehorse, e-i-e-i-o.
With an e-n-e here and an e-n-e there.
[Eb] Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now.
Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now.
Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now.
[N] Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Now that we know your level.
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
Old [Db] MacDonald had a deformed farm, [Ebm] e-i-e-i-o.
And on this farm he had an attention deficit disorder doggone riddling, [G] e-i-e-i-o.
With a woof woof here and a woof woof [N] there.
Here a wolf there.
Oh, hey, it's a squirrel. _ _ _ _ _
_ He's a furry friend.
He's a cutie pie.
He's just showing off.
Hey, guys, we should focus.
Let's just focus in.
I'm in favor of focusing. _
_ _ Let's sing this song correctly.
I love prioritizing.
_ _ _ And homework. _
[Eb] _ _ [Db] Old [Gb] MacDonald had a [Bbm] deformed _ farm, [Db] _ _ _ _
[Eb] e-i [E]-e-i [Cm]-o.
Oh, there [B] he is.
He's still there.
He's still there. Focus, focus. Focus.
[N] Focus.
Oh, hey, there he is.
Old MacDonald had [Eb] a deformed farm old MacDonald had a deformed farm.
Old MacDonald had a deformed farm.
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