Ollie & Olga Chords by Kevin Bloody Wilson
Tempo:
78.05 bpm
Chords used:
G
C
D
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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While itchin' a ride through the [C] mountains in [G] Switzerland
I heard [D] a story [G] that I'm gonna tell
Of a bloke they called Ollie and his old lady Olga
I swear it's fair dinkum and it's real sad as well
Ollie worked as a guide climbin' up and down mountains
Draggin' Japanese tourists by a rope round his guts
And his old lady [C] Olga got no mornin' glory
Or no night time [D] naughty, cos he'd [G] be too fucked
[C] Cos for twelve hours a day [G] the poor bastard kept [D] cartin'
Petrified [G] Japs on the end of his rope
[C] While I kickin' and [G] shittin' and screamin' like Sheila's
Olga thought of Ollie up there and thought, fuck the slopes
She thought of Ollie up there and thought, fuck the slopes
But mostly she thought [C] about havin' a baby
But it'd have pissed off [D] by the time she [G] woke up
And there'd be no nookie she so badly needed
No nookie, no baby, no nothin', no fuck
[C] So one night while Ollie [G] lay snorin' his box [D] off
She slipped out of bed and [G] slipped into the night
[C] And needless to say that [G] night, Olga was vulgar
And near fucked herself silly, that's vulgar alright
Near fucked herself silly, that's vulgar alright
But soon Ollie twigged it, she'd flayed-eyed the sausage
As the lump-kneed for jumper got too hard to hide
And he knew it weren't his, and [C] he knew fuckin' well too
That some other bastard [D] had potted his [G] bride
[C] So Ollie climbed up to [G] the top of the mountain
[D] Took a deep breath, cupped [G] his hands round his mouth
And [C] the village stood still and [G] the whole valley chilled
As they heard the words of poor Ollie ring out
Uh oh, uh oh
[C] Who diddle the old lady, who diddle the [G] old lady
Who diddle the old lady, who diddle do [C]-hoo-hoo
Who diddle the old lady, who diddle the [G] old lady
Who diddle the old lady, who diddle do-hoo-hoo
But a tear filled his eyes as he stood on that [C] mountain
And he heard his words carried [G] off with the wind
Then he heard an echo bounce back across the valley
An echo that made his poor arsehole cave in
Uh oh, uh [C] oh
I diddle the old lady, I diddle the [G] old lady
I diddle the old lady, I diddle do [C]-hoo-hoo
I diddle the old lady, I diddle the old [G] lady
I diddle the old lady, I diddle do-hoo-hoo
Some say that Ollie took his life on that mountain
While others say Ollie just died of the blues
But it's a good thing, cos that valley still rings with
I diddle Ollie, old lady chills
I diddle Ollie, old lady chills
I diddle Ollie, [C] old lady chills
I [G] diddle Ollie, old lady chills
I heard [D] a story [G] that I'm gonna tell
Of a bloke they called Ollie and his old lady Olga
I swear it's fair dinkum and it's real sad as well
Ollie worked as a guide climbin' up and down mountains
Draggin' Japanese tourists by a rope round his guts
And his old lady [C] Olga got no mornin' glory
Or no night time [D] naughty, cos he'd [G] be too fucked
[C] Cos for twelve hours a day [G] the poor bastard kept [D] cartin'
Petrified [G] Japs on the end of his rope
[C] While I kickin' and [G] shittin' and screamin' like Sheila's
Olga thought of Ollie up there and thought, fuck the slopes
She thought of Ollie up there and thought, fuck the slopes
But mostly she thought [C] about havin' a baby
But it'd have pissed off [D] by the time she [G] woke up
And there'd be no nookie she so badly needed
No nookie, no baby, no nothin', no fuck
[C] So one night while Ollie [G] lay snorin' his box [D] off
She slipped out of bed and [G] slipped into the night
[C] And needless to say that [G] night, Olga was vulgar
And near fucked herself silly, that's vulgar alright
Near fucked herself silly, that's vulgar alright
But soon Ollie twigged it, she'd flayed-eyed the sausage
As the lump-kneed for jumper got too hard to hide
And he knew it weren't his, and [C] he knew fuckin' well too
That some other bastard [D] had potted his [G] bride
[C] So Ollie climbed up to [G] the top of the mountain
[D] Took a deep breath, cupped [G] his hands round his mouth
And [C] the village stood still and [G] the whole valley chilled
As they heard the words of poor Ollie ring out
Uh oh, uh oh
[C] Who diddle the old lady, who diddle the [G] old lady
Who diddle the old lady, who diddle do [C]-hoo-hoo
Who diddle the old lady, who diddle the [G] old lady
Who diddle the old lady, who diddle do-hoo-hoo
But a tear filled his eyes as he stood on that [C] mountain
And he heard his words carried [G] off with the wind
Then he heard an echo bounce back across the valley
An echo that made his poor arsehole cave in
Uh oh, uh [C] oh
I diddle the old lady, I diddle the [G] old lady
I diddle the old lady, I diddle do [C]-hoo-hoo
I diddle the old lady, I diddle the old [G] lady
I diddle the old lady, I diddle do-hoo-hoo
Some say that Ollie took his life on that mountain
While others say Ollie just died of the blues
But it's a good thing, cos that valley still rings with
I diddle Ollie, old lady chills
I diddle Ollie, old lady chills
I diddle Ollie, [C] old lady chills
I [G] diddle Ollie, old lady chills
Key:
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While itchin' a ride through the [C] mountains in [G] Switzerland
I heard [D] a story [G] that I'm gonna tell
Of a bloke they called Ollie and his old lady Olga
I swear it's fair dinkum and it's real sad as well _
_ Ollie worked as a guide climbin' up and down mountains
Draggin' Japanese tourists by a rope round his guts
And his old lady [C] Olga got no mornin' glory
Or no night time [D] naughty, cos he'd [G] be too fucked
_ _ _ [C] Cos for twelve hours a day [G] the poor bastard kept [D] cartin'
Petrified [G] Japs on the end of his rope
[C] While I kickin' and [G] shittin' and screamin' like Sheila's
Olga thought of Ollie up there and thought, fuck the slopes
She thought of Ollie _ up there and thought, fuck the slopes
But mostly she thought [C] about havin' a baby
But it'd have pissed off [D] by the time she [G] woke up
And there'd be no nookie she so badly needed
No nookie, no baby, no nothin', no fuck
_ _ _ [C] So one night while Ollie [G] lay snorin' his box [D] off
She slipped out of bed and [G] slipped into the night
[C] And needless to say that [G] night, Olga was vulgar
And near fucked herself silly, that's vulgar alright
Near fucked herself silly, that's vulgar alright
But soon Ollie twigged it, she'd flayed-eyed the sausage
As the lump-kneed for jumper got too hard to hide
And he knew it weren't his, and [C] he knew fuckin' well too
That some other bastard [D] had potted his [G] bride
_ _ _ [C] So Ollie climbed up to [G] the top of the mountain
[D] Took a deep breath, cupped [G] his hands round his mouth
And [C] the village stood still and [G] the whole valley chilled
As they heard the words of poor Ollie ring out
Uh oh, uh oh
_ [C] Who diddle the old lady, who diddle the [G] old lady
Who diddle the old lady, who diddle do [C]-hoo-hoo
Who diddle the old lady, who diddle the [G] old lady
Who diddle the old lady, who diddle do-hoo-hoo
_ But a tear filled his eyes as he stood on that [C] mountain
And he heard his words carried [G] off with the wind
Then he heard an echo bounce back across the valley
An echo that made his poor arsehole cave in
Uh oh, uh [C] oh
I diddle the old lady, I diddle the [G] old lady
I diddle the old lady, I diddle do [C]-hoo-hoo
I diddle the old lady, I diddle the old [G] lady
I diddle the old lady, I diddle do-hoo-hoo
_ Some say that Ollie took his life on that mountain
While others say Ollie just died of the blues
But it's a good thing, cos that valley still rings with
I diddle Ollie, old lady chills
I diddle Ollie, old lady chills
I diddle Ollie, [C] old lady chills
I [G] diddle Ollie, old lady chills _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I heard [D] a story [G] that I'm gonna tell
Of a bloke they called Ollie and his old lady Olga
I swear it's fair dinkum and it's real sad as well _
_ Ollie worked as a guide climbin' up and down mountains
Draggin' Japanese tourists by a rope round his guts
And his old lady [C] Olga got no mornin' glory
Or no night time [D] naughty, cos he'd [G] be too fucked
_ _ _ [C] Cos for twelve hours a day [G] the poor bastard kept [D] cartin'
Petrified [G] Japs on the end of his rope
[C] While I kickin' and [G] shittin' and screamin' like Sheila's
Olga thought of Ollie up there and thought, fuck the slopes
She thought of Ollie _ up there and thought, fuck the slopes
But mostly she thought [C] about havin' a baby
But it'd have pissed off [D] by the time she [G] woke up
And there'd be no nookie she so badly needed
No nookie, no baby, no nothin', no fuck
_ _ _ [C] So one night while Ollie [G] lay snorin' his box [D] off
She slipped out of bed and [G] slipped into the night
[C] And needless to say that [G] night, Olga was vulgar
And near fucked herself silly, that's vulgar alright
Near fucked herself silly, that's vulgar alright
But soon Ollie twigged it, she'd flayed-eyed the sausage
As the lump-kneed for jumper got too hard to hide
And he knew it weren't his, and [C] he knew fuckin' well too
That some other bastard [D] had potted his [G] bride
_ _ _ [C] So Ollie climbed up to [G] the top of the mountain
[D] Took a deep breath, cupped [G] his hands round his mouth
And [C] the village stood still and [G] the whole valley chilled
As they heard the words of poor Ollie ring out
Uh oh, uh oh
_ [C] Who diddle the old lady, who diddle the [G] old lady
Who diddle the old lady, who diddle do [C]-hoo-hoo
Who diddle the old lady, who diddle the [G] old lady
Who diddle the old lady, who diddle do-hoo-hoo
_ But a tear filled his eyes as he stood on that [C] mountain
And he heard his words carried [G] off with the wind
Then he heard an echo bounce back across the valley
An echo that made his poor arsehole cave in
Uh oh, uh [C] oh
I diddle the old lady, I diddle the [G] old lady
I diddle the old lady, I diddle do [C]-hoo-hoo
I diddle the old lady, I diddle the old [G] lady
I diddle the old lady, I diddle do-hoo-hoo
_ Some say that Ollie took his life on that mountain
While others say Ollie just died of the blues
But it's a good thing, cos that valley still rings with
I diddle Ollie, old lady chills
I diddle Ollie, old lady chills
I diddle Ollie, [C] old lady chills
I [G] diddle Ollie, old lady chills _ _ _ _ _ _ _