Chords for OMG, did Rick Springfield REALLY say/do that???? ;-)

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[A] _ _ [G] _ _ _ [D] _ _ [Gb] _
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_ [G] _ Hey, _ _ _ [A] _
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_ [Gb] _ _ _ [Eb] _ [N] surprise, surprise, I cut myself.
_ _ _ [Eb] It's this finger, right?
See it bleeding?
[G] I'll get someone [N] a backstage pass if they've got a bandaid. _
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Get a backstage [D] pass.
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You know, [B] there are certain things required of a [G] woman when she comes backstage.
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_ _ _ You've got to [D] massage my neck.
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_ _ _ [Abm] Damn, [Ebm] things have changed, haven't they?
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Back in the old [Abm] days, we'd have dads coming [Cm] backstage,
and they'd say, where's my daughter?
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_ _ _ [Eb] I'd say, she's backstage with Brett Tuggle.
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[E] _ _ [Gb] _ [N] And she's got a message for you, Dad. _
_ _ I thought that _ _
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[B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Abm] was in bad taste.
[Bb] _ _ _ [Eb]
You ain't gonna see my Californication ever.
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Talk about bad taste.
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