One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Faces Chords by Ben Folds Five

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September [G] 75, almost 47, it's as [Em] hot
as my mom said by Christmas I [B] would have
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A fresh month of G.I. Joe
[G] for your little minds to [Em] blow
I still got beat up [F#] after class
Yeah, now I'm big [E] and important
want [D] every poor fan
[G] who honors how the faces [F#] of you _
[Bm] If you really wanna see me
check the papers [D] and the TV
[G] Look who's telling what to [F#] do
_ _ [B] _ Don't pass the _ device
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_ Don't [D] give me that bullshit
You know who I [G] am
I'm your naughty little [Em] man
Think you stole my lunch [B] but it made me cry
[D] You changed me from second grade
[G] said you couldn't stand my [Em] face
Rather than kiss me and [F#] say you'd rather die
I'm big [E] and important
want [D] every poor [G] fan
who honors how the faces of [F#] you
_ [Bm] If you really [E] wanna see me
check the papers [D] and the [G] TV
Look who's telling what [F#] to do Naughty [B] _ class
Goodbye
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_ _ [C#] _ _ _ [Bm] You'll be sorry one day
Yes you will, yes you will
[D] You should push me around
[C] Yes I [F#] will, yes I will
You'll be sorry when I'm big
Yes you will, yes you [Bm] will
You'll be sorry
_ _ _ _ Now I'm big and important
[A] want [D] every poor [G] fan
who honors how those [F#] faces of you
If you really wanna see me
check the [D] papers and the [F#] [G] TV
_ [F#] Look who's telling what [B] to do
Kiss my ass
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_ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ [B] Kiss my ass, kiss my ass, kiss my ass
Kiss my ass, kiss my ass, kiss my [D] ass _
_ _ [B] Kiss my ass, _ kiss my ass
Kiss my ass, kiss my ass, kiss my ass
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_ _ [B] _ Say you've missed _ _
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_ _ school
_ [D] I _
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