Chords for One Night Stand by Garfunkel and Oates

All right, okay.
This [B] is how a one-night stand would go if Kate and I were [Bb] really cool.
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_ _ _ [Am] _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ [Am] _ I [D] never do [Am] this ever.
[G] It's not what shy [D] girls do.
But something in [Am] your eyes drew me [G] closer [D] to you.
Do you feel a spark [Am] between us?
[G] Sometimes you can [D] just tell.
I feel our two souls [Am]
touching,
[G] like I know you _ _ [D] really well, [Am] really well, really [D] well.
[Am] _ _
_ [D] _ _ [Am] _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ [Am] _ _ [D] This might be strange to [Am] tell you,
[G] and I swear I'm not a [D] whore, but there are 206 bones [Am] in my body, and [G] I'd really like _ one [D] more,
[Am] one more, one [D] more. _
[Am] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ [Am] _ _ [D] _ _ [Am] _ _ [D] _
_ [Am] _ _ [D] I'm like Ripley's stone, I make your bed rock, you're like a [Am] parking ticket,
so [D] fine.
Chocolate [Am] bandana, you're [D] sexy, looking [Am] horizontal, at the [D] minus, you're fine, you're so fine. _
_ [Am] _ _ [D] _ _ [Am] _ _ [D] _
_ [Am] _ _ _ _ [D] Hey, you're ready to get it, and your left is Christmas, but I visited with Lena holiday,
and her [Am] diaper bunny keeps going and [D] going, and you took up [Am] a match, and I said you were
lit, it's fine, you're so fine.
[D] Oh, baby, you're so fine, you're so fine, you blow my mind, hey.
[Am] _ _
[D] You can call me, call me, baby, come in, I'll just cry, cry, hey. _ _ _
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[B] Yeah. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ [D] You do it at a [Am] time, gotta go, this has [D] been fun, hey.
_ [Am] _ [D] Lots to do in the morning, [Am] gotta help my friend [D] move, gotta do my taxes, gotta check my email.
_ _ [Am] _
[D] Harbor day, [Am] _ _ [D] hey. _
Where the hell did I put my bra?
_ _ [Am] _
[D] Oh, hey.
_ _ _ [Am] _ _
_ [N] _ _ [D] Wait, what?
You [Am] think we're dating?
_ [G] However could [D] that be?
Because we just had sex, and [G] it meant nothing at all [D] to me. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ [D] _ _
_ [Am] Also, hello. _ _ _
How would we be dating if we never held hands?
We held onto the bed, but we never held [G] hands.
You got inside [D] my body, but you didn't reach my heart.
We reached into [D] the finish, but I didn't get to [G] start.
There's no way we're [D] dating, because we [Am] never held hands. _ _
How would we be dating if you never took me out?
Oh, no, wait, for us, we're nothing, you just made me scream and shout.
It wasn't [D] a love ambition, but you taught me new positions [Am] on the way.
You're the Jackson Pollock, the Gray Mantis, the Moon Man, hey.
You may have my body, you don't know my soul.
You want the donut, but all you're [Am] gonna get is the hole. _ _ _ _
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_ [Dm] _ _ [D] Listen, maybe [Am] I'd call you, [G] and probably [D] real soon.
But I love [Am] my son, and [G] I'll be out of town [D] till June.
I guess I didn't [Am] mention [G] my band's going [D] on tour.
So I'll be [Am] super busy, [G] otherwise we'd date.
_ [D] For sure.
[Am] For sure.
[D] For sure.
[Am] _ [D] For sure.
[Am] _ _
[D] _ _ _ For sure.
[Am] _
[D] For _ sure.
For sure.
For [Am] sure.
For [D] _ sure.
For [D] sure.
For [Am] sure.
_ [D] _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _
[D] Because _ [Am] _ it _ _
[F] was _ _ [G] so _ [Fm] _
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