Chords for One of my favourite quartets

_ _ _ and also from the far western districts California area, Metropolis. _ _ _
[G] I'm not afraid of [G#] going to war, I'm not [B] afraid, I've been there before.
I have no fear when danger is near, I'm sort of a hero, [Am] you see, that's me.
I'm not [B] afraid of cannons at all, I'd be right there if duty should call.
But when it comes to the beautiful girls, they've got the best of me, that's all, [E] _ _ that's all.
_ _ _ _ I'm afraid, I'm afraid of the beautiful girls, they never let me alone, they like to get me alone.
They love me to hold them upon my knee.
When I was a baby, they didn't do it.
I'm [A] afraid, I'm afraid that some blonde brunette will pet me [B] and get me it.
[N] It's nice to have a cute little wife, but it doubles your board bill the rest of your life.
I'm afraid, I'm afraid, I'm afraid of the beautiful [C#m] girls, all of [Cm] those beautiful [B] girls.
I'm not afraid of [Cm] facing a gun, I'm not afraid, I know I can run.
I'd even face a cannibal race way down in the jungles alone.
_ [G#] Wouldn't dodge a flying machine, I'd get away in [D] my submarine. _ _
_ [C] But when it comes to the ladies, I'm done, through, [G] finished, kaput. _
_ _ _ They've got my number, _
[E] everyone.
_ _ _ _ [Cm] _ _
_ _ [B] Everyone.
I'm _ [Cm] _
[A#] afraid, I'm afraid of the beautiful girls, they like [E] to get me alone, I wish they'd let me alone.
[G] They race me and chase me, day after day.
If they ever catch me, I won't get away.
I'm afraid, I'm afraid that some sweet little doll will kiss me and make me [C#] fall.
Sometimes I feel myself weakening and I want to propose.
It's hard to have fun with a ring, ring, ring [F#] in _
[B] your _ [C#] nose.
_ I'm afraid, I'm afraid, I'm afraid of the [E] beautiful, I'm so afraid of this cute little maid.
[B] Afraid of those beautiful _ girls.
All _ those girls. _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _