Chords for One's On The Way

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_ _ _ _ [C#] _ They _ _ _ _ _ _ say to have her hair done Liz [F#] flies all the way to France
_ And [G#] _ Jackie's seen in a discotheque _ doing a brand [C#] new dance
_ And the White House social season should [F#] be _ glittering and gay
_ [G#] But here in Topeka the rain is a falling The faucet is a dripping and the kids are a bawling
One of them a toddling and one is a crawling and _ one's [C#] on the _ way
I'm [A#] _
_ [C#] glad _ _ I just signed [F#] a million dollar pact _
_ [G#] And Debbie's out in Vegas working _ up a brand [C#] new act
[A#m] _
[C#] While the TV's showing _ newlyweds [F#] a real fun game to play _
[G#] But here in Topeka the screen doors are banging The coffee's boiling over and the wash needs a hanging
One wants a cookie and one wants a changing and _ one's on [C#] the way
_ _ _ _ [A#m] [G#] Now what was I doing?
Jimmy get away from [C#] there Don, there goes the phone
_ [A#m] _ [G#] Hello honey, _ what's that you say?
[C#] You're bringing a few old army buddies home?
You're calling from [F#] a bar?
Get away from there No not you honey, I was [C#] talking to the baby
Wait a minute honey, the doorbell Honey, [A#m] [G#] could you stop the marketing?
_ Hello, _ _ _ hello, well I'll be
_ [Cm] [C#] The girls in New York City, they [F#] all march for women's lib
_ _ [G#] And better homes and gardens shows the modern way [C#] to live
_ And the pill may change the world tomorrow [F#] but meanwhile today
_ _ [G#] Here in Topeka the flies are a buzzing The dog is a barking and the floor needs a scrubbing
One needs a spanking and one needs a hugging Lord, one's [C#] on the way
_ _ Oh gee, I hope it ain't twins again _ _ _ _