Chords for One Thing Real - Dan Bern

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How _ _ [A] y'all doing? _ _
_ How are you [D] doing? _ _ _ _
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[A] Good, [E] thanks. _ _ _ _ _
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[B] _ _ [A] How are you doing? _ _
_ _ [D] [A] What?
_ Ain't real [E] tonight.
_ [F#m] _ [B] _ _ _ [F#m] _
[E] _ [F#m] And _ [B] _ _ [F#m] _ _
[E] Jesus, he [B] comes up to me.
Jesus, he [F#m] sits [C#m] down. _
[A] Says, check this fucking [E] cross off my back.
[A] I'm going.
_ [B] _ _ [F#m] I [E] said, oh ain't that [B] your uniform?
He offers me [F#m] a _ toke.
[A] Says, two thousand years is [E] long enough.
[A] Oh, this particular [B] _ toke, he [A] says, how I'm living.
_ Well, _ _ I'm angry.
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[B] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ [A] _
[B] _ _ _ [F#m] [E] And you're the one [B] I've chosen.
_ I've been seeing [C#m] chosen.
_ [F#] _ _ [A] Let's turn off the [E] cameras.
_ _ [A] Let's turn off the [B] TV.
_ _ [F#m] [E] How else can [F#m] we [B] get to know each other in [F#] and out?
_ [A] We can fight [E] the daylight.
_ [A] We have [E] that fire.
[A] I'm the game. _
Whoa.
_ _ _ Ain't real [E]
tonight.
_ [F#m] _ [B] _ _ _ [A] _ _
[E] _ _ [F#m] _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [E] My headband goes next [B]
to me.
With a bucket full [C#m] of [F#m] paints.
_ He [A] rips off [E] my earring.
_ [A] Blew this to [B] my face.
[F#m] [E] I'd like to [B] leave America.
_ Some place where [F#m] they would.
_ I know a word of.
[E] _
And [A] that might be _ [B] understood. _
_ [A] I'm in.
_ _ My _ _ _ big green. _
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