Chords for Oompa loompa

_ _ _ _ Oompa Loompa Doopa Dee [B] Doo
I've got a perfect puzzle [Bb] for you
Oompa [D] Loompa Doopa [B] Dee Dee
If [Eb] you are wise you'll listen to me
[Abm] What do you do when you're eating all [Ebm] the sweets?
[Ab] _ Eating as much [Gb] as an elephant eats
[Abm] What are you at getting terribly fat?
[F]
What do you think will [Eb] come of that?
_ I don't like the look of it
[Ebm] Oompa Loompa Doopa [Abm] Dee Da
If you're [Ebm] not reading [Abm] you will go far
[Ebm] You will live in [Abm] happiness too [Ebm] Like me
Oompa Loompa Doopa Dee Doo _ _ _
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_ [Bb] Doopa Dee Doo _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ Oompa Loompa Doopa Dee Doo
I've got [D] another puzzle for you
[G] _ Oompa _ Loompa Doopa [C] Dee Dee
If you are wise you'll listen to [G] me
Gum chewing's fine when it's once [Eb] in a while
[Fm] It stops you from [F]
smoking and brightens your smile
But it's repulsive, [Eb] revolting and wrong
[D] Chewing [C] and chewing [Ebm] all [E] day long
[G] _
[N] The way that a cow does
_ [Dm] _
_ [Cm] _ Oompa Loompa Doopa Dee [E] Da
[Eb] Given good manners you [G] will go far
[Cm] You will live in happiness [Fm] too [G] Like me
Oompa _ Loompa Doopa Dee Doo
_ _ _ [Fm] _
_ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Oompa _ Loompa Doopa Dee [D] Doo
_ I've got another puzzle [G] for you
[Cm] Oompa _ Loompa Doopa Dee Dee
_ If you [Ab] are wise you'll [Cm] listen to me
[F] Who do you play when your kid is up?
Rat and bird and squirrel like a Siamese
Cat playing with the kids is a lion [Eb] dog
Shame [D] you know exactly who's to
The _ [G] _
[Eb] mother and the [Ab] father
_ _ [Dm] _
[G] _ Oompa Loompa Doopa Dee [Fm] Da
If you're [Eb] not spoilt [Ab] then you will go far
[Gm] You will live in happiness too
_ _ _ _ [G] Like me
Oompa Loompa [C] Doopa Dee Doo _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [F] _
_ Oompa Loompa Doopa Dee Doo _
I've got another puzzle for you _
Oompa Loompa [Db] Doopa Dee Dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
[Eb]
What do you get _ for TV?
A pain in the neck [C] and as you are three
[Eb]
Why don't you try [Ab] simply reading a book?
[C] Or could you just start bad [F] to look?
_ You'll get [B] no
You'll get no
You'll get [D] no _
_ _ [Eb] good
_ _ _ [Am]
Oompa _ Loompa [Dm] Doopa Dee Da
[F] If you're not greedy you will go [E] far
You will live in happiness too Like me _ _
Oompa _ _ Loompa Doopa