Chords for Oscar the Grouch - I hate Christmas

[Eb] Oh, Mr.
Hoover?
Yes.
[Ab] _ Happy Hanukkah.
[Gm] _
_ Thank you, Bob.
[C] And a Merry Christmas to you.
_ _ [Bb] Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!
I hope their Christmas trees get termites.
_ _ [Am]
I [Gm] can't [F] think of [E] anything [Dm] that's [G] _ [C]
dumber
_ To [G] [Bb] a [Dm] grouch, [Gb] Christmas [C] is a _ [G] _ [C] _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ [C] _ [Db] _ [Dm] bummer
_ [Db] _
[F] Beaming [Db] faces everywhere
[Dm] Happiness is [F] in the [Bb] air
I'm telling [G] you, it isn't [C] fair
I hate Christmas
[F] People loaded with [Dm] goodwill
Giving [F] presents, what a thrill
[Bb] That slushy [G] nonsense makes me ill
I hate Christmas
[Bb] I'd rather [Bbm] have a holiday
[F] Like normal grouches do
[G] Instead of getting presents
They [C] take presents back from you
_ _ _ _ [F] Here come Santa, girls and boys
Who needs that big red [Bb] noise
I'll tell him where [B] to put his [F] toys
I hate [Bb] Christmas
And if you [Db] want the truth
[F] I ain't so [Gb] crazy
About Thanksgiving [G] or Labor Day [C] either _
[F] _ Christmas _ _ [C] [Db] carols to be sung
[Dm] _ [Eb] Declarations to be hung
[Bb] Oh yeah, well I [G] stick out my [C] tongue
I hate Christmas
[F] _ _ _ _
_ [Gm] _ [F] _ _ _ [Bb] _ [F] _ [C] _
[F] _ _ _ _ Christmas bells play loud and strong
My ears all that ding [Bb] dong
Besides it [G] goes on much too long
[N] _ _ [F] I hate Christmas
[Bb] I'd rather have [Bbm] a [F] holiday
With a lot less joy and flash
[G] With a lot less cheerful smiling
[C] And a lot more [Em] dirty [Db] trash
[Gb] Yeah, Christmas Day is almost [Ebm] here
When it's [Gb] over then I [Em] cheer
I'm [B] glad it's only [C] once a [Gb] year
I hate Christmas