Chords for Otto Titsling

[F] Dum-dum, dum-dum, dum-dum, dum-dum
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Otto, [Gb] Titzling, and Wendler, and Kraut
[F] Had nothing to [F] get very worked up about
His inventions were failures, his [B] future seemed bleak
[F] He fled to the opera, at least [Bb]
twice a week
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_ One [G] night at the opera he saw [Gb] an Aida
[F] Whose bust was so big it would often [Bbm] impede her
A guide, he watched her fall [B] into the pit
_ [F] Dumbed by the weight of those [Bbm] terrible tits
[B] Oh my [F] God, there she [Bbm] blows
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Aerodynamically [Ab] this girl was [Db] a mess
Otto [Ebm] eyeballed the diva-lying [Bbm] comatose Montserrat
And he suddenly [F] felt the fire of inspiration flooded
[Bbm] So he [Bb] ran back to his workshop [B] where he fudged and fudged and [Bb] fudged
[Ebm] For Otto, Titzling had [Bbm] found his [F] quest
To lift and mow the female breast
[Gb] To point the [Bbm] small ones to the sky
[C] To keep the big [F] ones high and dry
Every [Ebm] _
night [Bbm] he'd sweat and snort
[F] Searching for [Bbm] the right support
[Gb] He'd tried some string and [Bbm] paperclay
[Cm] And he even tried his all to [Bbm] lift
_ [Bm] _ _ [Db] Well he'd fish and he'd slay, we'd slay, we'd fish
Until finally one night [D] in the wee hours of morning
Otto arose from his [Ab] workbench triumphant
Yes, he had invented a work over the shoulder boulder holder
[Db] Hooray! _ _ _
_ Exhausted but ecstatic, [Gb] Otto ran out for the diva
Buried the prototype in his hot little hand
[Db] Now the diva did not want to try the dog thing on
But after [G] many [C] initial mishaps she finally did
And the sigh [F] of relief that he should quark from her mouth
Was so loud that it was mistaken by some
To be the early onset of the charlatan winds
[Gb] Which often roll through the spark bowl with our [F]
engines
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[F] But little did [D] Otto know
At the moment of his greatest triumph
Lurking under the diva's bed
Was none other than the very worst of the [Gb] French patent thieves
_ Philip [A] de Brazil
And [N] Phil was watching the scene with a great deal of [F]
interest
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Later that [Gb] night, where Abram killed the [F] slut
Into the wardrobe, [Bbm] Philips saw he fled
He thundered through knickers and corset gelt floor
[F] Till he found Otto's distling and he ran [Bb] out the door
[Ebm] Right in _ [Bbm] Otto's joy of bliss
[F] I'm gonna make [Bb] me a [Gb] million from this
Every woman in the world will wanna buy one
[C] I will have all the goods [F] manufactured in Taiwan _ _ _ _
_ The [Ebm] result of this swindle is [Bbm] pointedly clear _ _
[C] Do you buy a tit sling
[Bbm] Or do you buy a brr-a-zee
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