Chords for Our Lies

[A] _ [Eb] _ Actually, [D] [C] I was never [Bb]
conceived [Eb] and I don't [Bb] expect to be [G]
believed
But I [C] found my mouth stitched shut with [G] glossy [F] pink thread
[Eb] When I think of the life [Cm]-filled love life that I've [Bb] led
I roll [A] boats all day [D] with Cove Lad and [F] Aileon
[Eb] My tongue made of [F] ivory, my teeth are all gone
[Bb] The bones in my [A] face, [Dm] they weren't here all [F] [Eb] along
I'm straight and I [F] love your coffee cake
[Bb] I found [A] a lost puppy [Gm] and I [F] took him home
[Eb] Since then he's agreed [F] to leave me [Bb] alone
For [A] over a month, [Eb] cause I'm spelling [F] B-Queen
[Eb] _ Let me tell [C] you more and you'll see what I [F] mean
I [Eb] took a sea lion [Dm] by the waist and I twisted [Bb] it
[Eb] Then I kissed it, [F] it was mossy and chased
[Bb] That is funny, isn't it?
[Eb] _ Not to [F] tell you would be such a [Bb] waste
Oh _ [A] can't [G] you [F] see [Eb] me?
I am your [A] long lost [F] best [A] friend
[Bb] [Eb] Please _ _ believe [F] _
[Eb] me
All these things [F] have happened
[G] [Bb] I went for a ride [Gm] on a [F] carousel
I [Cm] was on a yellow horse, [F] right behind the swan
[Eb] _ [Bb] [A] Swans, men and women, they were [F] doing it
I [Eb] didn't want to [F] look, was it but a book?
[Eb] I looked down at the [Bb] tip of my horse's red mane
[Eb] He had a high soft [F] beautiful voice
I [Bb] got down [A] and ran around [D] and then I [Bb] asked him his name
[Eb] He said it loud, [Bb] he said it [F] was for toys _
[Bb] Oh yes [A] mom, I'm [Gm] still a [F] virgin
[Eb] And you are [F] Marilyn Monroe
When [Bb] I was a little [A] girl with wings [Gm] I flew under [Dm] the sea
[Eb] To see my daddy, Mr.
[Gm] Edgar [Am] Allan Poe
Oh [Gm] I'd crawl into the furnace to [Bb] take a warm nap
[Eb] On the cast iron [F] lap of Walt Disney _
[Eb] Go out for a swim in the [Bb] sea of mercury
[Eb] I never thanked him [F] for what he did for me
[Bb] Oh [A] can't you [G] see [F]
me?
[Eb] _ I'm your [F] long lost best friend
[Bb] _ [Eb] Please [Gm] believe _ [F] _
[Eb] me
All these [F] things have [A] happened
_ [Bb] _ [A] Can't [G] you see [F]
me?
[Eb] I'm your [Cm] long lost [F] best [A] friend
[Bb] _ [A] Please [Eb] believe _ [F] _
[Eb] me
All these things [F] have happened
_ [Bb] _ Can't you [Gm] see [Bb]
me?
[Eb] I'm your [G] long [F] lost best [Cm] friend
[Bb] _ [Cm] Please believe _ [F] _
[Eb] me
All these [Dm] things [C] have [Dm] happened
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