P-Funk (Wants To Get Funked Up) Chords

[D] A good evening.
Do [E] not attempt to [Bm] adjust your radio.
There's nothing wrong.
We have taken control as to bring you this special show.
We [F] will return it [E] to you as soon [F#m] as you are [Bm] groomed.
Welcome to station W-E-F-U-N-K, better known as We Funk, or deeper still, the [E] Mothership Connection.
Home of the Extra [D] Terrestrial Brothers, dealers of [D] funky new, [A] P-Funk, [Bm]
[G] uncut funk, the [A] bomb.
[D] [E] Coming to you directly [D] from the Mothership, top [F] of the chocolate [Em] milky way.
[D] 500,000 kilowatts of P-Funk power.
So kick back, dig, while we do it [C#m] to you in your [D] eardrums.
Oh me, I'm known as Lollipop Man, [Dm] a.k.a. the [Em] Long Haired Sucker.
My motto [B] [E] is_
Make my [Bm] fun to P-Funk!
Make mine to P [C#]-Funk!
I want my [E] gun [Bm] cut!
[E] Make [D] my fun to P-Funk!
Yeah!
Make my fun to P-Funk!
[F#m] I want to get funked up!
I want some [D] _ _ P [E]-Funk, yeah!
I want my gun [Bm] cut!
Make mine to P!
Make my fun to P-Funk!
[A] I want to get [Bm] funky!
Yeah, [F#m] W-E [Bm]-F-U-N-K, y'all.
Now this is what I want y'all to do.
If you got faults, defects, or shortcomings, you know, like arthritis, rheumatism, or [F] migraines,
whatever part [E] of your body [F#m] it is, I want you to lay it on your radio.
Let the vibes flow through.
Funk not only moves, it can remove.
Dig?
[E]
The desired effect is what you get when you [F#m] improve your interplanetary [D] functionship.
Sir Lollipop Man.
[A] Chocolate-coated, freakin' [D] habit form.
[E] _
[D] Doing it to you in three [E] digits.
So groovy [Bm] that I dig me.
[E]
Once upon a time called now.
[Bm] Somebody says, is there funk after the death?
I say it's seven up.
[F] [D] Yeah.
[E] [Bm] P [E]-Funk.
Take my funk, [D] P-Funk.
Uncut funk.
I'm the all-powerful ninja.
D-Funk.
[E] Take my funk, [D] P [A]-Funk.
Uncut.
I want [Dm] you to get [Bm] funked up.
[E] I want the, ah, [Bm] P [E]-Funk.
[F#m] I [E] want my funk, [Bm] P-Funk.
Make my, the P-Funk.
Make my funk, the P-Funk.
[Dm] Wants to get funked up.
I want the [E] control response.
[Bm] Make mine.
[E] Make my [Bm] funk, the P-Funk.
I want my [E] funk to come down.
[Bm] Make my funk.
The [E] P-Funk.
The P-Funk.
[D] _ [C#m] Ha!
[D] Ha!
I want you to get funked [G#] up.
P-F-U-N-K-A, Ya'll.
[A] P [E]-Funk.
Hold [D] the funk.
Take my funk.
[Bm] Don't step on [E] my funk.
Take my funk, [D] the P-Funk. Woo!
Let's take a whole lot of pictures and talk.
[Bm] _ _
_ Yeah.
_ I dig.
[F#m]
Let me put [E] my sunglasses on.
That's the law around here.
You got to wear your [D] sunglasses.
[A] So [E] you can feel [D] cool. _ _ _
[F#m] Gangsta lean.
_ Y'all should dig [C#m] my sunroof [D] top.
[E] _ _
[Bm] _ Well, alright.
Hey, I was digging on y'all funk for a while.
Sound like it got a three on it though to me.
You know, I was down south and I heard some funk.
With some main ingredients.
Like Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, David Bowie.
It was cool.
But can you imagine Doobie in your funk?
Ho!
W-E-F-U-N-K.
We Funk.
Make my funk the P-Funk.
[D] I want my [Bm] funk honey cut.
Make my funk the P-Funk.
I want stick it funk cut.
Him.
I want the Bum.
I want the P-Funk.
P-Funk y'all.
I want the funk set it on.
Make my funk the P-Funk.
Home of [A] the extraterrestrial brothers.
[Bm] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ [B] _
[Em] Hittin' deep.
_ _ [Am] _ _ [D] _ _
_ [Em] _ Once upon a time called right [Bm] now.
[Em] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _
[E] Ain't it funky now.
_ [B] _ _ [A] _ _
[Dm] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] [C#m] Far [D] around. _ _
Hey.
_ _ _ [Em] Doing it to you in the ear hole.
_ [E] _ _ [D] [F#m] Make my funk the P-Funk.
[D] I want my funk cut it.
Make [E] my P.
[A#] Make my funk the [F] P-Funk.
I want stick it [Dm] funk cut.
[A] I want the Bum.
I want the Bum.
I want the P [D]-Funk.
Don't want my funk set on.
Make my.
Make my [A] funk the P-Funk.
[B]
Before I take it [Em] home.
[A] _ _ [Bm] Yeah. _
_ [E] _ _ [Bm] _ [C#] _ [C] _ [E] _ _
_ [C#m] _ [Em] _ _ [B] _ [F#m] _ _ [F#] _
[E] _ _ [D] _ _ [Bm] _ _ [E] _ [B] _
_ [C#m] _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ [C#] [Bm] When [Dm] _ _ [C#m] _ _ [B] _ [C#] _ [D] I leave here [Bm] y'all.
I want y'all to stay [E] tuned for Star Child.
[C#] Make my [D] funk the P-Funk.
[F#] I want the [A] Bum cut it.
_ [Em] Make my funk the P-Funk.
[F#] I want stick it funk [E] cut.
I want the [Em] Bum.
I want the P [Bm]-Funk.
Don't want [F#m] my funk set on.
Make my.
Make my funk the P-Funk.
I want stick it funk cut.
Before I take [Bm] it home. _ _ _ _
_ _ Don't [F#m] stop get [Bm] down. _ _
_ [C#] _ Talk. _ _ _ _
_ _ [Bm] Blow your horn.
_ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ [E] _ [B] _
[Bm] P [A].U.
I _ [Em] _ _
[Dm] _ [Em] _ [B] [E] want stick it funk cut.
[Bm] _ [A] _
[B] _ [E] _ [Bm] _ _ [E] _ _ [Bm] _ _
[Dm] _ [E] _ [Bm] _ _ [E] _ [G#] _ [Bm] _ _
_ _ _ Well alright.
[D] Make my.
Make my P [A]-Funk.
I want [E] my funk cut it.
[D] Make my funk.
Make my [A] funk the P-Funk.
[E] _ [Bm] Give it the funk cut.
Oh! _
P-funk.
[E] [A] The funk.
[E] _ [B] Yeah.
[A] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _
[A] Make.
To p [D]-F [E]-U-N-K.
Better [D] known as [Bm] weefer or take a smile from a mothership connection.
[A] All mother everything to my pure brothers.
[G#] Give a funky music.
[A] P-Funk.
Give _ [C#m] _ [D] a funk.
I'm out of here.
Elliot's a long-haired sucker.
[E] Chalky [A]-coated, freaky, and a-cumming.
Do it until you're [D] in 3D.
So, [E] Ruby, I need [B] me.
[D] Yeah!
Make my funk the big funk.
I want my [F#m] funk pumped up.
[D] Make my funk the big funk.
I want to see it pumped up.
[B] _ [F#m] I want the big funk.
[D] I want my funk stepped on.
Make [E] my funk the big [Am] funk.
[G#] I want my funk [N] pumped up.