Everything Is Bullshit Chords by Particle Kid

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_ [Gb] _ _ [Db] Everything, everything, everything, _ [Bb] everything is bullshit.
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_ It's bullshit. _ _ _
_ _ [Gb] Everything, [Ab] _ everything, everything, [B] everything is bullshit.
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_ [Bbm] It's bullshit. _ _ _
Came out of a hole. _ _ _
It landed on the ground.
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He threw a [F] little mushroom.
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And then a [Bbm] hairy ape man, [B] he [Ab] put it in [Bbm] his mouth.
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He started [Bbm] having _ thoughts.
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[Ebm] All [F] kinds of ideas.
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Threw himself [Bbm] a little ego.
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_ Invented a new language.
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But then [Bbm] he built a [F] tower.
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Designed a system of [Bbm] power.
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You know I [Bbm] read it in the paper.
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He made a tiny computer.
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That sits [Bbm] inside your head.
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Communicate across [Bbm] the planet.
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[B] Look back [Bbm] into the cosmos.
[B] Post _ [Ab] a picture for [Bbm] your Facebook.
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Make a [Bbm] profile on your Snapchat.
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Murder people from [F] a distance.
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And laugh at [Bbm] videos of the cats.
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_ [Gb] Oh, [Ab] everything, everything, everything, [Bbm] everything is bullshit.
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_ [Bbm] _ It's bullshit.
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_ [Bbm] Everything is bullshit. Bullshit.
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[Ab] Oh, _ everything, [Db] everything, [B] everything, [Bbm] everything is bullshit.
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_ [Bbm] Everything is bullshit.
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_ _ [Bbm] _ Bullshit.
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Oh.
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