Chords for Paul and Storm - Grandma's Christmas Dinner - ASL Song

_ _ _ We piled the [C] family in the SUV on [G] Christmas Day
And headed off to Grandma's house 100 miles away
[F] Her grandma cooked a great big Christmas dinner [A] for us all
[D] She's done it every [G] single year since I was very small
Now all her life our grandma's always been a bit confused
Forgetting where she parked the car [C] and wearing mismatched shoes
[Fm] We thought that it was cute at first, [C] but lately she's been getting worse
[D] The final straw was when we saw [G] the dinner she produced
[F] This Christmas, Grandma [C] cooked the dog
[G] This Christmas, Grandma cooked the dog
[Fm] She crammed him full of yams [G] and served him up with mashed potatoes
[D] This Christmas, Grandma [C] cooked the dog
[Fm] Uncle Al threw [G] up an anti-patty scream with fright
But I was really starving so I snuck a tiny [Fm] bite
That yappy little bastard always drove the family [D] mad
But with some chestnut stuffing [G] on the side, he's not half mad
_ [F] This Christmas, Grandma cooked [C] the dog
[G] This Christmas, Grandma cooked the dog
[F] Turns out that Chardonnay's the [C] perfect wine with Cocker Spaniel
This Christmas, Grandma cooked the dog
[Fm] This Christmas, Grandma [C] cooked the dog
[G] This Christmas, [C] Grandma cooked the dog
[Fm] We don't know where the cat [G] is, but [A] dessert is on its way
This [A] Christmas, Grandma cooked the [C] dog
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