Chords for Paul McCartney Funny Moments

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Hey, _ _ _ _ he's reading the [Ab] Queen that's an in joke, you know
It's my considered opinion that you're a bunch of sissies
_ _ _ _ _ [Bb] It [G] was it was quite crazy spoken
George and I spoke a little bit because we learned it at school there, but we didn't know it wasn't madly useful. _
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Mean the only thing we knew actually was um, yeah cover the fresh [N] tip on Alan Ferguson the she a gazelle Haber _ _ _
Which _ _ _ means roughly when translated Jacob was the cheekiest of all Ravens I have ever seen _ _
Which _ _ [Db] _ [Abm] do you prefer mods or [E] rockers
_ Don't know [Ab] I like any of them
[G] Mockers I like [Abm] I think they're the best.
Okay.
I'm gonna get a Brit award.
Okay.
I think I'll [E] just have it now _ _ _
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Paul is it so you're gonna get engaged to Gina? _ _
No, it's not true
The papers started off by saying I was I was already engaged and now the papers tell me I'm married and that
They think they tell me I'm divorced now.
So I don't maybe I'm married.
I'm sorry.
Maybe I am married
I don't know the papers tell me I'm I don't think I'm not getting engaged _
There were these spiders daddy long legs in the in the in the room and we
What you know? _
The menace the spiders so we me or George or both of us took a rolled-up newspaper
Got them it went down to breakfast the next morning and then we could sleep safe
He went out to breakfast the next morning and the the mom so does how do you sleep?
All right, you know, mr
Yeah, fine.
Thanks.
Great.
You know, she said did you see Jimmy and Jemima?
_ _ two little spiders _ No _ No
Jimmy and who Jimmy?
Oh my god.
Oh, so we had many a laugh over that one, you know _
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Welcome to the castle
[Eb] _ [Fm] Quite a windy [B] night out.
Yeah
What you know, [G] I always love it here
_ [C] Who's this Hans [G] character, I've never heard of you don't worry my darling we're all together
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Well now this is a first never done this before but how exciting is this on the Internet?
Okay, this [N] is going to be a recipe for mashed potatoes
I think is there some people out there who are brilliant cooks?
So because I'm highly embarrassed to be [Ab] telling you how to do this
[N] So you can just have a laugh just sit back and have a laugh
The rest of you don't know how to cook like me will be highly educated by this procedure
Potatoes now have been boiling.
Let's say they've been boiling for 20 minutes.
We now _
Take them off.
We'll bring them over here.
And you know what just in case it's a little bit hot we will
Get the old glovey on
Fetching a glove and glove there.
Oh
What do you think of the recipe?
Oh now stop.
Don't stop it [Db] glovey
Okay, [Bb] right.
Here we go
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_ The standard we have all the ground and mine [C] hold out a wall Oh [Ab] sweet and lovely wall
Show me like you
To bring through with my but [E] what see I?
[N] _ It's _ _ a bit too controlled, you know big clothes a [Ab] you can't do that, you know, okay and they said sorry still isn't you know [N] and
That's I get a bit of that, you know, cuz I'm you know, I fit into a neat little pigeon hole which is like
Yeah, I
Don't know rock and roll gone too far, you know, it's just not true anymore
You know, you know it all, you know and primitive man us and something else, you know, [F] and we don't know it all yet
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[Bb] Take [B] these [C] broken wings and [Dm] learn to fly
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[F] Hmm [B] all [Bb] your life
[Bbm] _ [Am] You [G] were only waiting [Gm] for this moment [F] to arise
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[F] _ _ Like _ [Gm] good [F] singing in a dead-on night
_ [Bb] [B] Take [C] these sunken [G] eyes [Dm] and learn to see
[Db] _ _ [F] All [Bb] your life
[Bbm] _ [Am] You're [G] only waiting [Bb] for this moment [F] to be free
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_ [Bb] _ _ [Eb] _ [F] _ [Bb] Fly
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[G] Into [Fm] the light [Gm] of the dark
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