Chords for Paul Thorn "It's a Great Day to Whup Somebody's Ass"

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_ [B] _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _ _
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Have you ever had one of those days _ [Bm] when nothing goes [F#m] right? _
Your wife starts [F#] bitching about whatever it was she was bitching [G#] about [C#] last [E] night, _ [F#m] so
you escape [F#] into the bathroom [B] just to sit there on your [A] [F#] throne.
But after you finish your business, the [C#] toilet _ [F#m] paper's gone.
[D#m] Well, it's a great day for [F#m] _ [F#]
[B] me to whoop _ somebody's [E] ass.
[B] _
[F#] It's a bad day, _ _ [E] _ [F#]
[C#] so you better get off of my back.
You might [F#m] get cold [F#] cocky _ _ [B] if you cross my path. _
It's a great day [F#] _ [B] for [Am]
[C#] me to whoop _ [F#m] somebody's ass.
[F#] _
_ _ Well, I was running late for work, so I poured me some coffee to go.
_ [F#m] And just before I had a flat tire, I [C#] spilled it all over my clothes.
_ [F#m] When the highway _ [F#] patrolman pulled up, I [B] thought the help was on [F#m] the way.
[D#m] But when he [F#] saw that tattoo in [B] my [F#] hand, he [C#] shot me [E] with pepper [F#m] spray.
Well, it's a great [D#m] day _ [F#m] for [F#] [B] me to whoop _ somebody's [A] ass.
[B] _ It's [F#] a bad [F#m] day, [F#] _ _ [C#] _ [Am] [C#] so you better get off of my back.
You might [F#m] get cold [F#] cocky _ _ _ [B] if you cross my path.
Cause it's a great day [F#] _ [E] for [Am] [C#] me to whoop [C#m] _
[F#m] somebody's ass.
_ _ [F#] _ _ _
When I finally made it to work, _ I was [B] 15 minutes [F#] late. _
I told my boss about the flat tire, [F#m] but he [C#] fired me anyway. _ _
[F#] So here I am in the parking lot, [B] just waiting by his [F#m] Corvette.
I'm [F#] gonna give him a goodbye present [Am] that he [C#] never [E] will forget.
[F#m] _ _
It's a great day [F#] for _ [B] me to whoop _ somebody's ass. _
It's a bad day, [F#] _ _ [B] [F] so [C#] you better get off of my back.
You [E] might [F#] get cold cocky _ _ _ [B] if you cross my path.
Cause [F#m] it's a great [D#m] [F#] day [E] for [Am] [C#] me to [F#m] whoop _ somebody's [Cm] ass.
[F#] _ _
_ I had to sing it with my eyes closed to hide my shame. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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What, what, what. _ _
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