Chords for Pavement gets a proper introduction

_ _ Good evening.
How are you? _
_ _ All right.
Good evening.
Welcome once again to the L ray
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[N] Okay on behalf of K rock I'd like to welcome all of you here
_ _ _ _ _ _ You saw the van out front with being a bunch of pussies
You _ know, we own you and as a matter of fact, that's why you're here tonight because of K rock _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ And you know what?
It'll be on in a minute or two.
But first I want to tell you about
sponsored cake _
_ _ _ _ _ All right
We got a little life here tonight and I want each and every one of you to stop by the truck on your way out _
_ And sign up for our mailing list because we could turn you on to some really good music like pavement
_ Who we are responsible for turning you on to tonight.
I would like to remind you _ _ _
_ _ _ _ So do you want to hear about the other concerts that we have coming up?
_ _ As cool as this one.
I see an awful lot of you suckers here tonight _ _ _
_ _ Call and response baby call and response.
It's an old blues trade.
I learned it at the House of Blues _ _
Yeah, K rock does some shows there too, oh they're good ones I hope we'll see you there sometime real soon
_ _ [E] Okay, so anyway, [N] here's a band that seven eight years ago none of you had ever heard of _ _
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_ Lies off into the sunset with your cash your hard-earned money
_ _ _ That's right.
And these guys shut up boy _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ These guys are personal friends of mine _
And I got the graphs on all my favorite _
Five minutes ago.
What do you guys have? _
You don't even have any fucking you don't even have any cups anymore _ _ _ _
Okay
_ _ Shut up _ _
_ _ Without further ado ladies and gentlemen the band that makes you cool _ _ _ _ _ _
Okay _ _ _ _ _ _
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