Chords for PAVEMENT MTV clip from 1994 KROQ Weenie Roast

_ [E] A pavement fan.
Oh, I love the pavement.
My favorite.
_ [C] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [A] What's the plan?
So the plan is, we thought we'd go and have [G] a look.
Go and have a look at all the side things, all the little things out [D] there.
_ _ _ [G] _
_ _ Yeah.
They need more dresses though.
Yeah, I know.
[A] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ We'll get recognized.
No, just [D] because the camera's on us, bro.
Not really.
[E] Actually, everyone's wondering, like, you know, _ _ they're probably thinking right [C] now that they're [E] counting crows or walking by.
_ _ They're all filing in now, getting their seats.
Hot [Em] dogs!
_ _ [C] _
_ [A] _ How many hot dogs have you eaten today?
None.
I'm a vegetarian.
_ So, but [D] I hear they're making a hell of a tofu dog.
I never eat hot dogs.
Chrissy Heinz here, and [D] she's a major [A] vegetarian.
Yeah, she's not going to eat a hot dog.
[D] And I don't think I'd ask her if she would.
[A] _
_ That would be [D] funny, though.
How many [A] weenies have you eaten so far today?
_ [D] _ _ Are we talking [A] corporate or at the mess [D] hall?
I haven't had any. _
[A] _ No.
[E] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ My main reason for doing these shows is I get to go on with all these bands and blow them off stage.
And that gets me [D] off.
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_ Sign [G] my sheet.
_ _ [Em]
Get down on [F] my knee.
_ [C] _ _ _ _
_ [Dm] And [D] then the stage is going to revolve, and they'll be right out there in front of the crowd. _ _ _ _ _ _
My main job, I've mastered the tambourine in the last couple of months, so [Em]
I feel very confident with this in my hand.
Now, what else have you got down there?
They have a couple of beers down [D] there.
We've got a new _ _ maraca that costs 50 cents.
It looks sort of like a bowling ball, I think.
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