Chords for Perception check
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On the [G] horizon of this forest path you see a group of dark cloaked figures [F] slowly trudging towards [E] you
What do you do?
[B] My half-orc barbarian [Bb] braces her great hammer and [F] that's a one.
Critical fail.
Steve, what do you do?
Well, I believe in anticipation my rogue would try and hide behind a tree.
Okay, rolled a [C] one.
That's another critical fail.
[Gb] Tom,
what does your human [G] bard do?
[Bb] Perception check.
[D] Natural 20.
Fuckin' [Dm] go.
[F] [C] [A]
[Bb] [F]
[Bb] [F] Come on get em now.
You made the [A] wrong day to fuck [Bb] around with my type [C] crew.
[F] Uh uh, [C] so let's get it [A] in.
I can't perceive [Bb] you.
Here's what we're [Fm] gonna do.
[F]
Me and my boys, little [Bb] mess you up.
I rolled a [C] one.
I rolled a one.
Fuck.
[F] My boys are otherwise [Bb] engaged, so I'm gonna [C] bring it on [F] myself.
Hey, [A] I forgot.
You're supposed to tell me what I see, [Bb] right?
Yes, thank you.
Let's [C] just slow it all down [F] a bit.
So you notice that one of the hooded figures is a little shorter.
I cast vicious mockery.
Nat 20, let's go.
You're a short motherfucker.
[Bb] Everybody likes you.
[B] [F] Short!
Everybody says [C] you look short.
[Bb] And that stops you from holding meaningful [F] relationships.
When you were born, everybody thought that you were [C] dimphead.
But then that night [F] they said, wait.
A motherfucker [Bb] kinda short ass baby got a tiny [G] little itty [F] bitty body and I hate [Am] it.
Your attack lands and absolutely [Bb] shatters the [F] mind of the cloak figure.
[C] Perception check, please.
Nat 20, let's go.
You perceive the [Bb] figure was so short [F] because it was a child.
There's always a kid.
[C] Specifically the child you've been looking for for the [Bb] last 15 days.
Game time in five days of our [F] actual lives.
Okay, I'm [C] sorry.
I didn't know I'll be [Bb] better.
His body's [C] just lying there, [F] right?
[A] [F] [C]
[F] Don't.
[Bb] [C] [F]
[Bb] [C] [N]
What do you do?
[B] My half-orc barbarian [Bb] braces her great hammer and [F] that's a one.
Critical fail.
Steve, what do you do?
Well, I believe in anticipation my rogue would try and hide behind a tree.
Okay, rolled a [C] one.
That's another critical fail.
[Gb] Tom,
what does your human [G] bard do?
[Bb] Perception check.
[D] Natural 20.
Fuckin' [Dm] go.
[F] [C] [A]
[Bb] [F]
[Bb] [F] Come on get em now.
You made the [A] wrong day to fuck [Bb] around with my type [C] crew.
[F] Uh uh, [C] so let's get it [A] in.
I can't perceive [Bb] you.
Here's what we're [Fm] gonna do.
[F]
Me and my boys, little [Bb] mess you up.
I rolled a [C] one.
I rolled a one.
Fuck.
[F] My boys are otherwise [Bb] engaged, so I'm gonna [C] bring it on [F] myself.
Hey, [A] I forgot.
You're supposed to tell me what I see, [Bb] right?
Yes, thank you.
Let's [C] just slow it all down [F] a bit.
So you notice that one of the hooded figures is a little shorter.
I cast vicious mockery.
Nat 20, let's go.
You're a short motherfucker.
[Bb] Everybody likes you.
[B] [F] Short!
Everybody says [C] you look short.
[Bb] And that stops you from holding meaningful [F] relationships.
When you were born, everybody thought that you were [C] dimphead.
But then that night [F] they said, wait.
A motherfucker [Bb] kinda short ass baby got a tiny [G] little itty [F] bitty body and I hate [Am] it.
Your attack lands and absolutely [Bb] shatters the [F] mind of the cloak figure.
[C] Perception check, please.
Nat 20, let's go.
You perceive the [Bb] figure was so short [F] because it was a child.
There's always a kid.
[C] Specifically the child you've been looking for for the [Bb] last 15 days.
Game time in five days of our [F] actual lives.
Okay, I'm [C] sorry.
I didn't know I'll be [Bb] better.
His body's [C] just lying there, [F] right?
[A] [F] [C]
[F] Don't.
[Bb] [C] [F]
[Bb] [C] [N]
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_ _ _ _ On the [G] horizon of this forest path you see a group of dark cloaked figures [F] slowly trudging towards [E] you
What do you do?
[B] My half-orc barbarian [Bb] braces her great hammer and [F] that's a one.
Critical fail.
Steve, what do you do?
Well, I believe in anticipation my rogue would try and hide behind a tree.
Okay, rolled a [C] one.
That's another critical fail.
[Gb] Tom,
what does your human [G] bard do? _
_ [Bb] Perception check.
[D] Natural 20.
Fuckin' [Dm] go.
_ _ _ [F] _ [C] _ _ _ [A] _
_ [Bb] _ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Bb] _ [F] _ _ Come on get em now.
You made the [A] wrong day to fuck [Bb] around with my type [C] crew.
[F] Uh uh, [C] so let's get it [A] in.
I can't perceive [Bb] you.
Here's what we're [Fm] gonna do.
_ [F] _
Me and my boys, little [Bb] mess you up.
I rolled a [C] one.
I rolled a one.
Fuck.
[F] My boys are otherwise [Bb] engaged, so I'm gonna [C] bring it on [F] myself.
Hey, [A] I forgot.
You're supposed to tell me what I see, [Bb] right?
Yes, thank you.
Let's [C] just slow it all down [F] a bit.
So you notice that one of the hooded figures is a little shorter.
I cast vicious mockery.
Nat 20, let's go.
You're a short motherfucker.
[Bb] Everybody likes you.
[B] _ [F] Short!
Everybody says [C] you look short.
[Bb] And that stops you from holding meaningful [F] relationships.
When you were born, everybody thought that you were [C] dimphead.
But then that night [F] they said, wait.
A motherfucker [Bb] kinda short ass baby got a tiny [G] little itty [F] bitty body and I hate [Am] it.
Your attack lands and absolutely [Bb] shatters the [F] mind of the cloak figure.
[C] Perception check, please.
Nat 20, let's go.
You perceive the [Bb] figure was so short [F] because it was a child.
There's always a kid.
[C] Specifically the child you've been looking for for the [Bb] last 15 days.
Game time in five days of our [F] actual lives.
Okay, I'm [C] sorry.
I didn't know I'll be [Bb] better.
His body's [C] just lying there, [F] right? _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _
[F] Don't.
_ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [C] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bb] _ _ _ [C] _ _ [N] _ _
What do you do?
[B] My half-orc barbarian [Bb] braces her great hammer and [F] that's a one.
Critical fail.
Steve, what do you do?
Well, I believe in anticipation my rogue would try and hide behind a tree.
Okay, rolled a [C] one.
That's another critical fail.
[Gb] Tom,
what does your human [G] bard do? _
_ [Bb] Perception check.
[D] Natural 20.
Fuckin' [Dm] go.
_ _ _ [F] _ [C] _ _ _ [A] _
_ [Bb] _ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Bb] _ [F] _ _ Come on get em now.
You made the [A] wrong day to fuck [Bb] around with my type [C] crew.
[F] Uh uh, [C] so let's get it [A] in.
I can't perceive [Bb] you.
Here's what we're [Fm] gonna do.
_ [F] _
Me and my boys, little [Bb] mess you up.
I rolled a [C] one.
I rolled a one.
Fuck.
[F] My boys are otherwise [Bb] engaged, so I'm gonna [C] bring it on [F] myself.
Hey, [A] I forgot.
You're supposed to tell me what I see, [Bb] right?
Yes, thank you.
Let's [C] just slow it all down [F] a bit.
So you notice that one of the hooded figures is a little shorter.
I cast vicious mockery.
Nat 20, let's go.
You're a short motherfucker.
[Bb] Everybody likes you.
[B] _ [F] Short!
Everybody says [C] you look short.
[Bb] And that stops you from holding meaningful [F] relationships.
When you were born, everybody thought that you were [C] dimphead.
But then that night [F] they said, wait.
A motherfucker [Bb] kinda short ass baby got a tiny [G] little itty [F] bitty body and I hate [Am] it.
Your attack lands and absolutely [Bb] shatters the [F] mind of the cloak figure.
[C] Perception check, please.
Nat 20, let's go.
You perceive the [Bb] figure was so short [F] because it was a child.
There's always a kid.
[C] Specifically the child you've been looking for for the [Bb] last 15 days.
Game time in five days of our [F] actual lives.
Okay, I'm [C] sorry.
I didn't know I'll be [Bb] better.
His body's [C] just lying there, [F] right? _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _
[F] Don't.
_ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [C] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bb] _ _ _ [C] _ _ [N] _ _